Easter eddition of the Weekly SuperFolder
Cool Craft
By SF JC
Follow the instructions
Then to make it an Easter bunny/Easter tooka
Add another button for the nose
Then use a fabric or permanent marker for the mouth ( connect to the nose)
Or if you don’t want an easter tooka swap the purple for white or pink for the easter bunny!
News
By SF Megan/Phred
this (depending on the person) is both old and new news
Jesus died for us
Easter Art!
By SF CJ and Journey Droid
Origami
By Tom (as written by SF Megan/Phred
Here are Toms instructions for the Easter bunny!
Word of the week
By SF Megan/Phred
Egg- siting
Its when some things exiting during easter!
HONORABLE MENTIONS
SF JC: COOL CRAFT
SF CJ: EASTER ART
SF JOURNEY DROID: EASTER ART
TOM ANGLEBERGER: ORIGAMI ,FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
ALL THE SUPERFOLDERS: FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
ISSUE 9 OF THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER
ORIGAMI
BY
SF EVIL JAWA
News
By SF MEGAN/PHRED
There is 10 days till art2d2 yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word of the week
By
SF Emily C.
Furfuls
Meaning: oh man!
News
By SF JC
Space book is getting an update!
This is the link http://spacebookblogs.wordpress.com/
SUPERDOODLE
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED
Superstory
By sf darth noah
(Warning: Story contains major spoilers contradicting SF JC’s story “The Chosen One”. If you don’t want spoilers, read JC’s story first)
Skyfolders 2
Return of the Skyfolders
High School
By Noah
High School. Even the Death Star is less dangerous. Apparently the only way you’ll ever get accepted by the other students is if your popular. We carry around finger puppets for crying out loud! I am pretty sure that we will never be popular. I know this is weird that I’m writing the case file and not Tommy, but I’m the one with the mystery.
Y’see, over the Summer Tommy and everybody had some problems with our new friends from the now destroyed Tolkien Middle School. I was on vacation throughout Summer break, so I wasn’t there to help. They say that everything is okay now, but they, and even Dwight is acting different, and dare I say, weird. So now I’m trying to figure out why they are acting like this.
The First Day
By Noah
The first day of high school reminded me a lot of the first day of middle school, without a hulking neanderthal dangling me under the stairwell (that hulking neanderthal is now too scared of me to even touch me). So yeah, I walked in the doors of the Hayden Christensen High, and see basically the same thing as last year.
But I look to my left and see on a bench Tommy and Sara. Sara had her head on Tommy’s shoulder, and by the look on her face, I think she was still pretty shaken up by what had happened in the last few weeks of Summer. And I couldn’t blame her. I was gonna head over there and say hi, but I thought they needed the moment.
Everything seemed so different. I wasn’t a kid anymore. I was now a teen, almost ready to take care of myself. It just felt so weird. It was….“Hey dude.” My little fantasy was cut short when Kellen walked up to to me.
“Hey,” he said again.
“Hey,” I replied.
“It’s good to see you. How was your vacation?”
“Eh, nothing compared to what happened to you guys. I wish I was with you guys. I coulda’ helped.”
“No, there was nothing you could have done. Nothing we could have done. And stop beating yourself up. You can’t change the past.”
“Your right. I need to remember to stop living in the past. Hey, Kellen, why is everybody acting so…..solemn?”
“It’s kinda personal.”
“Personal? Everyone of my friends is not telling me anything and you call that personal?”
“Dude, chill. I might tell you a little bit after school. But right now I gotta get to class. Bye.”
“Bye.”
That wasn’t the Kellen I used to know. He was always so fun loving an care-free, but now he is all serious and stuff like that. See what I mean? I talked to my friends before school started, and none of them were the same. This is why I gotta get to the bottom of this. I took one last breath before I headed to class. “Yep,” I thought. “Welcome to high school.”
The SPL
By Noah
I was thinking that I might need some help investigating, so I got the best people to help; the Superfolder Protection League! Tommy told me once that when Sara’s Fortune Wookiee was stolen, he called up the SPL and they helped a lot. So I emailed them, and they emailed back. Here is what I said:
Dear SPL,
My name is Noah. Noah Jekan. I am friends with Tommy and Kellen and everybody, and I had a question for you. As you may know, if you have read what SF CJ posted on origamichewbacca.wordpress.com, Tolkien Middle burned down and everyone was pretty shaken up by it. But there is something they are not telling me. I can sense it in the Force. I am trying to find out what they are not telling me, and if it’s important or not. I may need some of you to come and help me figure this out.
And here is what they wrote back:
Dear Noah,
Okay. We are sending you a couple of our best people to help. I hope you figure out what is going on.
Sincerely yours,
SPL
That gave me a little hope. Now I just gotta wait for them to get here.
The Arrival
By Noah
THEY ACTUALLY CAME! I AM SO HAPPY! WHY IS THE CAPS LOCK STILL ON?!? Anyway, the SPL sent the troops, and they are now here. The troops they sent were SF JC, Evil Jawa, their friend CJ, and SWF Max.
JC, CJ and Evil Jawa were actually there when Tolkien burned down, and so they might be a very valuable asset. So anyway, I told them all my problem, and, I didn’t mention this part before, how I couldn’t find Dwight anywhere so I couldn’t ask Origami Yoda. “Hmm. Very interesting,” Max said in a very good Yoda voice. “Lost a paper Noah has. How embarrassing, how embarrassing.” JC and CJ giggled. “Guys, were supposed to be professionals,” Evil Jawa said.
“Okay, do you guys think, with a little investigating, could you figure it out?” I asked.
“Did Grievous used to be a Kaleesh?” JC asked, which told me they were in.
“Great. Meet me tomorrow after school. We’ll talk about what we get then.”
“Got it. Bye!” They all said as they left. I really hope we can all figure this out.
Tomorrow
By JC
It feels good to be back. Well, I went to school that next day, and met Tommy and Peter in the halls. They were talking a lot, since Peter had just gotten out of the hospital after taking in so much smoke at in Tolkien. And I know how that feels, cause I was with him!
“Hey guys!” I called over to them.
“Hey JC! What are you doing here?” Tommy asked, obviously surprised to see me.
“Ah, I’m helping Noah out with something. I brought the Jawa an CJ with me.” I answered, being careful to not give away to much.
“Cool! Well, anyway, it was nice seeing you but now we gotta get back to math,” said Peter. I’ve known Peter, and from what I’ve caught, he HATES math. Noah’s right. They have changed. “Well, it was nice seeing you guys. I guess I gotta go. Bye!” I said.
“Bye!” they said simultaneously.
I didn’t get anything, but at least I got to see them again.
The Battle of Geomathis
By Max
So, it was time for math, and that is where DT and Sara go. I walked in to find Sara, and there she was seating near a container of some of Dwight’s confiscated origami. I sat down at a desk behind her. I said hi.
“Hello…” she said, not to energetically.
“I’m Max, a friend of Noah’s. You must be Sara.”
“Yeah, that’s me.”
Right then, Harvey came in. Noah had told me that yesterday during lunch, he saw DT trip on someone’s chair, and he fell and spilled gravy all over Harvey. Harvey, being the person that he is, automatically started planning revenge. So, when he walked into class, he grabbed some papers off of the teacher’s desk, crumpled them up and threw them at DT.
“Ha! That’s for making me Harvey and gravy!” He shouted. Well, as there were a lot of boys in there, they followed Harvey’s example and there was paper flying everywhere. Harvey might as well have set off a bomb. It is was a madhouse. Me, Sara an DT crawled under our desks to avoid getting nailed with a test sheet.
The teacher, Mr. Arlin, walked in at the exact wrong time and got hit in the face with a paper someone had filled out in biology. That set him off.
“A paper war?! In high school?!? What are you kids, 8 years old?!?!? Okay, I.S.S. For all that were involved!”
Like he said, he sent everyone that was involved to I.S.S. For the day, including Harvey. That only left me, Sara, DT, and like two girls left.
After class, I asked Sara how Tolkien caught on fire.
“One word: Dwight.”
“DWIGHT?!?” I asked, surprised.
“Well, I gotta go. Bye.” and she left.
Now this was some useful information. Just gotta wait till after school.
The Meeting
By Noah
After school, we met at my house, in my room, sitting at the little table in there.
“Okay,” I started. “We will now here the useful, and possibly not so useful, information you people have brought me. Okay, JC, did you get anything?”
“’Fraid not, sir. Nothing.” he answered.
“Bummer. CJ, Jawa, did you guys find anything?” I asked.
“Yes, we did. We found out that Mr. Saru is still alive but nobody knows what he’s doing.” CJ replied
“Yes, yes. I read your story, and how Frankie wrote about how she heard Dwight talking on the phone briefly with his dad.”
“Wait, you didn’t let me finish. He is searching for how and why Jacob took control of Dwight.”
“Hmm, and maybe they are so……different because their hoping he will return safe!”
“Possibly.”
“Great job guys! Max, did you find anything?” I asked
“I also did,” he answered. “I don’t know if you knew this yet or not, but Dwight was the one who set Tolkien Middle on fire.”
“WHAT?!? I didn’t know! It wasn’t in the story that CJ posted……” We all turned and looked at CJ. “Um, CJ, why was it not the story?” Evil Jawa asked.
“Wait, what? It was in the story, honest!” CJ said, worriedly.
I pulled up origamichewbacca.wordpress.com on the laptop in my room, and showed him when I got to The Chosen One. I gave the computer to him so he could scroll down and see that it wasn’t there.
“Huh? I put it up with the rest of the story! Oh no.”
“What no?” JC and Max both asked.
“One word. Hack.”
“Hacks. They are the one thing us Superfolders hate,” Evil Jawa said. “But who could of done it?”
We were all puzzled. I did the only thing I could do at a time like this. I pulled a box out from under my bed. It was dusty, but the blue enscribings I had printed on there were still shiny.
“What is it?” JC asked.
“This,” I said.
I opened up the box, and brought out to paper figures that had long been discarded. Luke and Leia Skyfolder.
“These are from the first day of eighth grade. I didn’t need them anymore after the first month. So I put them in this box, and added the enscribing.”
“What does it say?” Max asked.
“Its Jawaese. The Jawa should know.” I snickered. “It says, ‘This box should only be opened in a time of need, and the contents should only be used in a time of emergency.’ “
“Oh.”
“What are we doing just standing around? This hacking of the EU is probably not the only damage the hacker could of caused. He is also probably behind why my friends are acting so different! They could be in danger!” I said, jumping off my bed and heading out the door.
“He’s right,” JC said, following me out the door. “Let’s go!” And off we went.
Making the Route 24 Run in less then 12 minutes
By Evil Jawa and CJ
EVIL JAWA
So, yeah, we hopped on our bikes, and since they usually stay at school for there little paper club, we headed towards Christensen High. We were going as fast as we could. But no one could out-ride Noah. When he friends are in possible life-or-death danger, if you’re standing the road with Noah driving straight towards, you will be sent flying all the way to Coruscant. He was driving about 60 miles a minute.
CJ
I was riding right beside Noah (very soon behind Noah), and I got full breeze. That kid was literally burning rubber. You could have a cookout on his tires.
We riding the incline up Route 24, but with how fast we were all going, you would have thought we were riding straight down Everest peak.
I was about to be sick about the time we were nearing the top of Route 24 Then we drove straight towards the school Noah beat and his Rocket bike beat us there. As Han Solo would say, ‘That bike made the Route run in less then 12 minutes.
Into the School
By Noah
My Jedi senses were skyrocketing. The only other this time this much I felt this much Sith-stuff was in my first battle and……no, it couldn’t be. He was in juvi. But I couldn’t shake the feeling. I tried to clear my head. Me, JC, Evil Jawa, CJ and Max walked into the building.
It was darker then the belly of the Sarlacc. We checked classrooms, the gym, the playground outside, everywhere, but we couldn’t find anybody. The only other place there could be was the lunchroom. We headed down the halls, and opened the big doors.
At first we couldn’t see anything, then JC turned on the light. We saw tied to the roof, everybody. Tommy, Peter, Kellen, Sara, everybody. They were tied, like I said, and had duct tape over their mouths. And then we heard very slow clapping. My senses starting going crazy. I looked over to the counter, and there, leaned on the glass, was the escaped prisoner and his puppet. “Good. Goooooood!” said Papertine.
“Jacob,” I said through clenched teeth.
“Ah, Noah. How longs it been? About a year, maybe?”
“Let them go, Jacob,” JC said.
“Why should I?”
“Because if you don’t your in for a galaxy of hurts!”
“Oh, I don’t think I’m the one you talking about.”
He snapped his fingers, and out of the shadows came Zach, Dan, Billy, and Mark the seventh grader, who was now in college. They all looked angry.
“Guys,” I said, starting to issue orders. “Keep the brutes busy and untie the hostages. I’ll take care of Jacob and Papertine.” I started going towards Jacob, and the others untied our friends. They got in warrior stances, and the battle began. “Win who will,” croaked the now untied Origami Yoda. “Good or Evil?”
An Orange a day keeps the Minchs away
By Noah.
The school had recently stocked up on oranges, so I grabbed some and put them and my coat pockets. With Luke on my hand, I was read for battle. “Ah, Luke Skyfolder, we meet again. Your looking a little crumpled. Let me straighten out some of those creases,” Papertine taunted.
I couldn’t believe it. I was being taunted by what Harvey would call a paperwad. I have no idea how we got up there, but somehow we were fighting on the beams holding up the ceiling. As soon as I couldn’t see Jacob, I hid behind one of the air vents. I felt like Luke in ROTJ when hid from Vade after the Sith had cut down the catwalk. Jacob was searching for me, and he had his back turned. I jumped out from behind the air vent and started throwing the oranges. That immobilized him long enough for me to kick him in the gut. “Argh!” he said, grasping him stomach. Then, oddly enough, he laughed. “You were right, you and your little friends. I was behind Tommy and everybody not talking to you about Tolkien, Dwight, or me. I was behind the hacking of origamichewbacca, and I was also the one who planned the downfall of Tolkien and Dwight.”
“What?!”
“Yes. I mind controlled Dwight, but then he broke my power. And after CJ posted the story on his website, I hacked and deleted all the information you would need to know the truth.”
“But…but, how? You were in Juvi!”
“Oh, I have my ways,” and he pointed to a little portable computer stored in Papertine.
I held up Luke, and charged at him with all my might. He sidestepped, and I fell of the beams, and hit a bench below…….
We’re back
By Tommy
This is weird. This is the first time I have ever not really written in a case file. But watching the battle and Jacob revealing it was all him, my mind immediately cleared. But what I was wondering was how he had controlled so bad. But I didn’t have time to think about it, because Noah had already charged and fell off the beam. I did the first thing I thought of to break his fall: I ran up and tried to catch him.
Zach started charging at me to stop me from catching him, but Sara, Kellen, and Harvey stopped him. I jumped, and caught him. I didn’t have enough time to make a landing, so I tried to land on a bench. I landed on top of it, and surprisingly broke it, but didn’t get hurt that much. Noah was temporarily knocked ou by the momentum, but about a minute later woke up.
“Ow, my back.” he moaned. Jacob had climbed down, and had his malicious little smirk going full blast. I swear, I was so angry I could’ve knocked all the way to Tattooine.
Kellen, Sara, Harvey, Peter, Sam and Frankie all stood beside me, with all of our other friends. Yeah, the spell was broken all right. We’re back, and better than ever.
Christensen High vs. Jacob
By Sara
We had never gotten rid of our origami characters, but Jacob had taken mine before we got tied up (why he didn’t take anybody else’s characters I don’ know. Maybe he’s scared of me). Noah tossed me Leia, which he had had in his pocket. Tommy pulled out the Han Foldo I gave him, Kellen the Foldi-Wan Kenobi Tommy gave him, Harvey pulled out Anakin, and Noah pulled out Luke. The brutes pulled out their origami, and it felt like the eighth grade battle all over again.
The brutes charged, Zack in lead, with a new Rancor, and also a Reek from the second film. And of course, Jacob and Papertine were over looking the battle from one of the beams that he was on just a minute ago. Noah took on the Rancor, while Dwight went over to face Papertine for like the millionth time. I took Dan and the F.S.T. Tommy, Kellen and Harvey teamed up to defeat Billy and Creasious, while the others took on the rest of the army.
Since they Dan’s F.S.T. didn’t actually have a body and no where put weapons, he was pretty easily beaten. I grabbed it, and ripped it, right in front of Dan’s teary eyed face.
Billy was very easily beaten, since the three of them teamed up, and Creasious was destroyed by the quick thinking of Kellen and Foldi-Wan. And even though Zack and Mark teamed up, they were so big that Noah’s small size could outrun and beat them. And the rest of the army was over quick to. Last was Jacob.
The Last Battle
By Tommy
We all swarmed around Jacob, origami in hand, and tried to subdue him. “Surrender, Minch,” I said. He smirked.
“Yeah, trying to subdue me. Alright, that plan is about thirty years old but I’ll play along,” he got up, and suddenly the lights started flickering. It seemed as though Papertine was ABSORBING the electricity. And he had a malicious laugh while doing it. “Bye bye,” he said. He shot a giant orb of energy at me and Sara. We both jumped out of the way.
He turned at shot one at Noah, Harvey and Kellen, then at Peyton, Sam, and Quavondo. Kellen got hit in the leg. He flew bac and hit the wall. Well, that was enough to enrage all of us, and we all headed straight for Jacob. He shot two orbs. The first hit Harvey, Frankie and Mike, and the second hit Lance, Xarl and Sara. I was so angry. First, she broke her leg. Now, she just hit by who knows what, and I have no clue what is happening to her. After a couple shots, all that was left was me, Peter, Noah and Dwight
“Oh, it’s the four musketeers. Where’s your one for all slogan?” Jacob taunted. He is good at that.
“Quiet you must be, before fight we will.” Origami Yoda said from Dwight’s finger.
“He’s right Jacodork. Just fighting, no talking,” Peter said.
“Alright, if it’s just fighting…..” He ran up to Peter and kicked him in the shin. That guy has some strong legs, because Peter couldn’t get up. I ran up to him and threw a couple punches to his gut. I missed all but one, and Jacob paid me back by throwing me into Peter. And now I couldn’t get up.
“Ahh, let’s throw up this power gauge up to maximum power shall we? But before I shoot I shall get rid of Dwight.” He picked up Dwight, who threw Origami Yoda off his finger and into the shadows. He threw Dwight into me, and got ready to shoot.
“Ha, got all the three musketeers.” said Jacob.
“You forgot about the forth!” Noah jumped out of the shadows with Origami Yoda on his finger.
“The end of your rule it is, and not short enough it was,” said Origami Yoda.
He jumped in the way of the blast, jumped as Jacob pulled the trigger. As Noah got hit, a giant, blinding light emitted.
The End
By Noah.
I’m still alive! Yay! When he blasted me, I put Origami in front of me, and it blocked the blast! And Origami Yoda is not shredded*! I need to stop the exclamation points! The giant light reversed the effects of the orbs, and everyone is okay. We were all outside, while some firefighters came to put out the fire set up by Jacob (Why does that sound familiar?). I was standing outside, watching the fighters put out the flames within Christensen High. I suddenly heard somebody call my name.
“Noah!” came Rhondellas voice*. She had just returned from an into-the-school-year-vacation, and I was glad to see her. “Tommy told me about how you got blasted. Anything hurt?”
“Actually, Origami Yoda deflected the blast. Now Jacob is the one injured, finally. Everyone came over to me.
“Thanks for saving us,” said Peter, with his arm around Sam.
“Your welcome,” I said.
“Well, everyone of us is here. Now we can continue High School with our friends by our sides. Let us continue with smiling faces, even in the hardest of quizzes,” Tommy said.
“Well said!” said Aragorn Paris.
“What I want to know,” said Kellen. “Is why we were still sort of hypnotized, even though Dwight destroyed Jacob mind-control puppets.”
“That’s what we were trying to figure out,” I said, as JC, CJ, Evil Jawa and Max came over. “We figured out that when Tolkien came crashing down, Jacob’s terror still hadn’t left the school. The last ounces of terror made it’s way to you guys, and he hacked into the Chosen One story on origamichewbacca so that no one else would know what was going on.”
CJ pulled out the portable laptop from his backpack, and showed us the website. “See, after we defeated Jacob, the hack left. Now everyone can read and enjoy.”
“Well, I guess we can have some fun now!” said Peyton.
“I call Origami Star Wars/and Fold of the Rings crossover!” shouted Peter.
“Well, let’s go!” said Tommy.
We headed into the sunset, ready for anything that would come our way. We were united….as one.
Cool craft
By sf megan/phred
Ewok sock puppets
- First get a brown sock
- Then cut black fabric in a circle
- Glue it on the top middle of the sock
- Then add sticky eyes on the black
- Glue 2 black half circles on the top sides for ears
- Put your hand in and tada! YOU HAVE AN EWOK!
HONORABLE MENTIONS
SF EVIL JAWA: ORIGAMI
SF JC : NEWS
SF EMILY C.: WORD OF THE WEEK
SF DARTH NOAH: SUPERSTORY
TOM ANGLEBERGER :FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
ALL THE SUPERFOLDERS:FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
issue 8 of the weekly superfolder
Cool craft
By SF Megan/Phred
Milk jug shield
I you want a cool shield all you need is an empty milk jug
1 ask you parents to save you the milk jug when its empty
2 grab your favorite color permanent marker
3 doodle your favorite star warts character ( or origami yoda character)
4 charge into battle!

Superstory
By SF Darth Noah
The Month of the Skyfolders
by Darth noah
(Case file by Tommy, as told to by Darth Noah)
By Tommy
Stuff has actually been pretty normal lately (I mean normal like nothing has really changed, because nothing is ever normal at McQuarrie). Dwight and Yoda have been giving the same old advice, Harvey and Darth Paper are having the same old battles, Dwight has been being his same old psycho self, but all the normal ended on that one fateful day, when Noah walked in the doors. The new kid, Noah Jekan, is the one thing that ended the normal. He created the Skyfolders, and the normal days were gone. I’m guessing his mom kept him homeschool for most of his life, but this year she made him try going to real school. I’m not gonna write about what happened on the first day and when he came, but Noah is so he can tell what his perspective was. This school always gets so weird, the word ‘normal’ should never be used in this school. Well, this will be interesting.
Harvey’s comment: Great. Another wierdo to deal with. Our school probably has the record for most psychopaths held under one roof.
My comment: Why did I even let him make comments in the first place?
Orgami Yoda and the New Kid
By Noah
Okay, Tommy made me write this so I could kinda help him with these case files and stuff, and he asked me if I could write about my first day so I thought I would help him. So I walk in the doors and the hallways are a complete MADHOUSE! I try and walk down the halls without getting pummeled, but that’s not easy when 200 kids are running around like cheetahs on steroids. I round the corner and start walking down the second hall. I walk by the stairwell but before I can get past it a big hairy arm grabs me by the backpack. I look up and see the face of Zack Martin, the Neanderthal eighth grader. He starts holding me up and dangling me from my backpack. “Let me go!” I keep saying over and over again, trying to squirm out of the straps on my pack. He holds me there for like three minutes but then I hear something. “Let him go, you must,” says a really strachy voice, it almost sounded like a very bad Yoda impression. I look up and see Dwight, the infamous creator of Origami Yoda and world-renoun wierdo of McQuarrie Middle School. I look at his finger, and there, is Origami Yoda, famous all around the school. “Let him go, you must,” Orgami Yoda says again. Zack wasn’t feeling like listening to a finger puppet, so instead of dropping me, he says, “Oh yeah? And who’s gonna stop me?”
“Am I, help from friends with.” Sure enough, behind Dwight, there is Kellen and Tommy, Dwight’s friends and fellow weirdoes. “Now, drop him you must, or face the consequences you will.” Zack still stands firm. “I’m not gonna listen to a couple of wimpy Seventh graders,” he says mockingly.
“Okay. Consequences you will face.” Dwight points up, and we see a girl with a water ballon in her hand. Before Zack can react, the girl drops the water ballon on him. “Aaauugghh!” He screams as the water ballon explodes on him and he drops me. He runs down the hall screaming, “I’ll get you for this!”
After I get the smell of sweat out of my nose, (I was being dangled directly under his armpit! One word: Deoderant) I thank them for saving me.
“By the way, my name in Noah Jekan. I’m the new kid.”
“Oh yeah! Your a friend of Kellen’s! He told me a lot about you.” Tommy says.
“He even says your a pretty good artist too. And my name is Tommy, and this is Sara.”
“Hello there, Noah. I’m Sara, Tommy’s girlfriend.” Sara says.
“Wait, so you, get a girl like her? That means it’ll be easy for me! Yes!”
“Ha ha. Good luck with that, Slick. Well, this is McQuarrie, home of Origami Yoda! Welcome.”
“Oh, wait!” Dwight shouts. “I’m Dwight! And this is Origami Yoda!” And he shoves him in my face.
“Wow. So you made him?”
“Yep.”
“Okay….., well, it was nice meeting all of you. I got to get to class. Bye!” I say as I walk away. I was really grateful to Dwight/Yoda for saving me, so I made an Origami Luke and Leia Skyfolder to help Dwight, And they were actually pretty good. But what happened next was what was interesting. What changed my perspective on this whole school…….
Harvey’s comment: Ahhhhh, Zack was dangling Noah almost to the ground and I wasn’t there to see it? I miss all the good stuff…..
My comment: Man, I’m glad Harvey wasn’t there. If he was, Noah would’ve went straight back to homeschooling. He is such a jerk sometimes.
The hiding of the Skyfolders
By Tommy
I didn’t let Harvey see this one ’cause then he would know our plan. So, Noah brought the two Skyfolders to school after he created them. As he found out, big mistake. I must say, they were pretty good. But then, Harvey came by and saw them. His Origami Anakin suddenly got super angry and turned into Darth Paper. Harvey I guess couldn’t see that they were the Skyfolders so he just laughed at Noah about how his ‘wraps of scrap’ were the most stupid things he had ever seen. So of course, Noah got his feelings hurt bad so he went in class and tried to find me, Kellen, Sara and Dwight. What’s good is that when the new year started, there was a seat not taken. Me and my friends all had taken seats next to each other, (me next to Sara, of course) and the seat that was left was next to us. So he sat down there and told us that if Harvey and Darth Paper saw the Skyfolders again, he would for sure try and take them and destroy them. So the five of us came up with a plan to hide them. Sara would take Leia, and I would take Luke. This way, Harvey would not know where they are and not even know that Darth Paper was a father (Wow. We just went all Obi-Wan and Yoda in EP III). And to this day, Harvey/Darth Paper doesn’t know about them. Let’s just hope he doesn’t find out…….
The failed mission
By Sara
Well, I was going to homeroom. We were learning about diplomacy, and I was given an assignment to make a special report on how I thought diplomacy should work. Well, I was on my way there with Origami Leia and Tommy with Origami Captain Antilles as an escort. Kellen was also there with Art2-D2 C-CreasePO. Well, I was almost there when we were attacked by none other then Darth Paper and a couple a his Stormtroopers. “I am here for the report. I need it,” he said in a semi-good, mostly bad Vader impression. Okay, I’ll pause it right there. You see, Harvey wasn’t really having a good year, and his grades weren’t very good (mostly C’s and D’s). He really wanted an A, and since I was mostly a straight A student this year, h thought he’d steal my report and pass it off as his own. Okay, let’s hit play. I went and hid while Tommy protected me we Antilles and a couple of his Rebel troops. Kellen followed me. When I found a good place I hid there and waited. Kellen found me with Artoo. I figured I could trust Kellen so I gave him my report. Then he, Artoo and CreasePO ran away. Harvey and his troopers saw Kellen, and figured that he wasn’t really a threat, so he let him pass. Well, he found me and Leia, and pretty much captured me (not really, figuratively). He had taken care of the troops and had crumpled up Tommy’s Cap. Antilles. But, since I gave the report to Kellen, he gave it back and I got an A, again!
Harvey’s comment: How could I have been so dumb and let Kellen pass?
Ugh!
Tommy’s comment: Ummm, I prefer not to answer that. One thing, why did you have to crumple up Antilles?! It was my best piece of origami that I created without instructions!
The adventure (for Noah and Luke) begins
By Kellen (on his recorder thingy). Written by Tommy
Okay, um, after I, um, got away from Harvey and Darth Paper, I found Noah and Luke in Science class and told him what happened. Sara had given me her video camera which she had brought school (Who uses video cameras any more?) and it had a video of her on it. The video said, “I am under attack by Harvey and Darth Paper, again. They have stolen my project for the science fair so they can get a good grade. I need help to get it back and bring to the fair. Help me Noah. You’re my only hope,” and it turned off. So, yeah, I, uh, told Noah about how I had gotten away from them the first time, and how I needed help to get it back. At first Noah refused, but then I told him Sara had some cute friends, and if he helped she might hook him up with one of them. After I told him that, he shouted, “To the the Mos Eisley gym class!” We need some transportation! Oh, and get Tommy and Luke.” and ran out. Man, that kid is fast.
My comment: I joined them in the hallway, and they told me what happened. We all went to the gym, and that’s where the chaos started.
The Mos Eisley gym class
By Noah
The reason I called the gym class, ‘The Mos Eisley gym class’ is because you could never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy ever. And I mean ever! I have only been here half a week and I have already broke both my legs while playing basketball (not really, just felt like it)! Okay, back on subject. We walk in, an immediately regret it. We just walked in at the worst time ever. Two words: Dodge Ball. Balls (and kids) are being thrown all over the gymnasium, and once we got in, there was no turning back. After all most getting killed by rubber red projectiles, We run outside to where the bikes are kept. I grab mine, Kellen grabs his, and Tommy jumps on his. We drive around the school a couple times, trying to find Sara, (she usally goes outside) but we can’t find her anywhere. We think she might’ve gone inside already. But come to think of it, I haven’t seen her since yesterday, before she got away from the Sith (and his boy). I shrug, thinking that she must be sick or something, and we head back inside. If only I had known the truth……
Harvey’s comment: Hmm, I wonder what happened? (snicker, snicker)
My comment: If you did anything to my girl……..
I let Harvey comment again because these next stories won’t alert him that Noah made the Skyfolders and gave them to us. But that doesn’t mean this next story is no less terrifying, and it might not have anything to do with him.
No more Sara (for awhile)
By Noah
Yay! So I would be closer to my new school, we moved to a new house, which is right next to Tommy’s house! Yippee! Oh, wait, this is supposed to be a sad story, so I’ll tone it down. Que the dramatic music!
Okay, our story starts Friday night, the night after our last chapter.
I am sitting on my porch, trying to hold back some tears. This morning, my mom got a call from Tammy, Sara’s mom, telling her that today, she had missed the bus and had to ride her bike to school. But while she was riding, the must’ve hit something, so the bike launched her onto the pavement and she broke her leg. And when I got home, mom told me, and I’ve been sitting here crying because we might see our friend for awhile, while somehow feeling the presence of the Dark Side. I head over to Tommy’s house to see if he’s heard the news. I knock, and Tommy opens the door. His eyes are red and stained with tears, which gave me the hint that he has heard the news, and didn’t even bother asking. Sara is still in the hospital, so I asked Tommy if he wanted to go with me and see her. Right after I ask that, Tommy runs out to get his bike and speeds toward the Hamill recupirateing facility (for some reason, the name reminds me of Luke in the bacta tank on Hoth). When we get there, we head to the front desk and ask if we can see the Bolts. The lady working the front desk says that Sara needs to rest for at least three days before anyone visits. I look at Tommy, who’s eyes are swelling again, and I put my shoulder around him. We thank the nurse for the help, and walk back out to our bikes. We head back home, and put our bikes away. Tommy waves, and I wave back, and we both head back in our houses. That was on of the saddest days ever, I would say. And now we don’t have any Fortune Wookiee or Han Foldo! How can this week get any worse?!
Harvey’s comment: Yeah, I wonder how…..
Tommy’s comment: That sounds very suspicious. Seriously, if you had a part in Sara breaking her leg, I will definitely pound you.
Dwight lives next door to Sara, and he missed the bus yesterday morning (as usual) like Sara, and he said that he saw Sara riding up to school. I asked all about what he saw, and I captured our interview on Kellen’s recorder.
The Questioning
Tommy and Dwight on Kellen’s recorder thingy
So, I rode my bike up to Dwight’s house at about lunchtime, and I found him on his porch, poking holes in his hamburger with a straw. I sat down next to him to find out what he saw yesterday. Here is our conversation.
Tommy: Hey Dwight. You live next door to Sara, right?
Dwight: Purple.
Tommy: Is it true that you saw Sara riding to school yesterday morning? And you also saw her crash her bike?
Dwight: Purple, again.
Tommy: Okay, what exactly did you see when she crashed?
Dwight: I saw her run into a very brown pair of scissors in the road. And not brown like the color brown.
Tommy: Yeah, I got that.
Dwight: So, I think you should ask Origami Yoda for the rest. (subject pulls Yoda from pocket)
Tommy: Hey, good idea! Okay, Origami Yoda, how dd Sara crash?
OY: Drove into scissors, she did. Left in rode by bully, they were. Zach could be it was, hmmmmm?
Tommy: Zach, huh? Well, thanks fo the help, guys! (I leave area of subjec and head home)
After that, I grabbed my bike and drove home. I tried to put together what they said, and I think I might have it.
Harvey’s comment: Yeah, I think I also have it. Paperwad Yoda and Dwight are the biggest idiots this side of the globe! Yay! I figured it out!
Tommy’s comment: No, that’s not it. I guess you’ll have to wait and see.
The Accused
By Tommy (With help from Noah)
So, after I asked Dwight what he saw, I thought about what he said. And I think I got it now. He said that a pair of scissors was left in rode by a bully. And Origami Yoda thought it might of been Zach Martin. I thought about it on the way home, and remembered something. In the first chapter. This is where the help from Noah comes in. He wrote that Zach attacked him, and we rescued him (Sara dropped that water balloon on top of Zach which made him drop Noah). And he also wrote that after Sara dropped the balloon, Zach ran away yelling ‘I’ll get you for this!’ So I’m guessing is part of his revenge. But why he had to do something so violent, I still don’t get. Another thing I’m thinking is that since we all had a part in this, we might all be on his list of people he wants revenge on. And knowing Zach, he won’t just take it out on us, but all of us and all our friends. So we might as well have started a war with all the bullies in the country. I am freaking out, but also glad I figured out what happened to my girl. So Noah, when you said you felt the presence of the Dark Side, you were right (are you part Jedi?) (Noah’s comment: I wish I was). But now, I should probably start preparing for the war at hand…..
Harvey’s comment: Wow. I didn’t even know you could piece together a puzzle. I’m impressed.
My comment: Thanks, I think….
Surprising news and stuff
By Kellen
So, I read Tommy’s accusation, and I think he’s probably right. Cause no one, and I mean no one, ever gives violent revenge, only Zach. I mean sure, Harvey tried to get revenge on Dwight/Origami Yoda by almost sending him to reform school, and sure, we got revenge on the Dan guy by crumpling his Fortune Clone Trooper, but no one ever uses violence revenge like Zach.
Anyway, today started like any other days, but it was weird with Sara not being there. She broke her legs on Thursday, so we had kind of gotten used to it, since it’s been like a week. But it still felt weird with Rhondella and Amy and Sara not sitting in the library giggling there heads off. So we had just finished science class, and we were heading into Math, and we had just sat down when we all heard a small tap on the door. We looked over, and there was Mrs. Bolt next to Sara, who was on a crutch. I looked over at Tommy, eyes wide with a smile the size of Endor (and all it’s moons), who looked like he would’ve jumped up to hug Sara, if she hadn’t just broken her leg. She looked very tired, but still looked like the Sara we all knew and loved. I looked at Noah, who strangely had a smirk on his face. After math in the hallways, I asked Noah why he had the smirk. He said that he now sorta had someone he could relate to. “What do you mean by that?” I asked.
“Well, the tired-ness I saw reminded me of me, sorta, cause I had cancer, and it made me really, really, REALLY tired. So I think it’s good that I now have a friend who is kinda like me.”
“Wow, dude. I never knew. I just thought I’d ask. Well see ya!” And I turned around and left.
Harvey’s comment: Whoa. Poor dude. Okay, I am putting him on the list of nerds I pity, so I don’t joke with ‘em to much.
My comment: I am SOOOO glad that has nothing to do with him liking Sara (Yeah, I saw the smirk). But I also think he is amazing, as a regular kid acting like nothing happened.
The War starts
By Tommy (with help from Noah, Kellen and Harvey)
Now this is getting huge. This one thing which we thought is just a small revenge (I asked Sara, and even though she had broken her leg, she said she sorta understood) is turning into a full-scale war! I hadn’t thought about it, but Zach got himself suspended, and I think he did it on purpose. He was supposed to come back two days ago, but he lied to his mom and said he was sick, and now he has called every villain we have ever known to his side for a war. A big war. A war that will be remembered throughout all history of McQuarrie. The paper wars. See, after Sara broke her leg and immobilized, and Noah had his confession, I decided to help him train for the oncoming war in the clubhouse I made over the summer, while me myself was getting lessons on folding our army from Dwight. Noah grew to be a strong fighter, for someone who uses paper, and decided to reward him. I called him over, with Dwight by my side, and showed him a box. I told him to open it.
“No way!” he yelled, looking inside. “Luke! I missed you so much!” He lifted Luke out of the box and onto his finger. “Thanks dude!” But right at that moment, Kellen and Harvey burst through the door. “We got some company!” Harvey said, panting. Fists pounded on the door. “What did yo do?!” I said to them. They gave a small, smile, which tells that they did something. “Ugh! Never mind that! Noah, Harvey, Kellen! Get the troops!” Dwight stood up with Origami Yoda on his finger, and said in his scary serious dark-side voice that I mentioned in the Fortune Wookiee, “Begun, the paper war has.”
The Revealing
By Noah
Oh, it is on. (By the way, I started to tell my stories like everyone else now, in you were wondering) Me, Harvey and Kellen did a good job rallying the troops. In less then five minutes, while Tommy held the door against the bullies, we had called all of our friends. Lance, Amy, Quavondo, Cassie, Rhondella, Remi, you name it. They all came. Wielding their origami characters, the were ready to attack. We all ran out the secret back door and climbed to the roof. We looked down and saw the worst sight ever. Every bully that I knew and had only been told about were down there. And in the front was Zach. But the dark side seemed to not only revolve around him, but I almost sensed a darker presence even more powerful than him. Then I remembered the famous Yoda qoute at the end of The Phantom Menace: “Always two there are. A master, and a apprentice.” Then it struck me. Zach was definitely not the one who came up with this, and he was doing only what his master told him. And the only one powerful enough to think of this was the one mastermind who had planned most of my friends greatest battles. The one and only Jacob Minch. I see him on the battlefield, but it seems I’m the only one. But know one else seems to notice. They were already battling. Wait, the battle started?! How long have I been in that trance? I gotta start fighting!
The Battle
By Tommy
When Noah said that everyone of our enemies were there, he was NOT kidding. Everyone from Billy Larry and General Creasious, to Dan and the Foture Clone Trooper, but now is was the Fortune Storm Trooper. And all of them were fueled on one thing; revenge. Yup, these were real Sith alright.I got fighting Zach, of all people. He was using an Origami Rancor, which was even more vicious than the real thing! I battled hard with Foldi-Wan Kenobi, and soon overwhelmed the beast. But right as I took the Rancor and ripped it, he pulled out of his back pocket an Origami Acklay (in case you don’t know, that is the big green monster in Episode II)! “Oh blast,” I said. I look to my left and right, seeing all my friends in battle. Harvey with Anakin was battling Billy and Creasious, while Kellen and OriJar-Jar were looseing to Dan and the F.S.T. Then I look over at Noah, with Dwight next to him, staring straight into eyes I have nightmares about. And around those eyes was the chalk-white face of Jacob, and Papertine on his finger. Dwight with Origami Yoda went up and tried to grab Papertine, but he was to strong, and easily immobilized Dwight. He punched him in the gut, knocking him down, then punched him one more time. “Good. Gooooood.” Papertine said. This next part I can’t tell, cause only Noah can. So I gave it to him.
Noah vs. Jacob
By Noah
I look down at Dwight, who says one more thing. “Go, my apprentice.” I couldn’t place if that was a Yoda line or not, but I didn’t think about, because right after he said he blacked out. I welled up with anger. I held Luke Skyfolder up, and lunged at Jacob. I start giving all of my hardest punches, because when he hurts my friends, it gets personal. I could tell he knew what I was thinking, because he looked around, smiling. I look around, and see that most everyone was knocked out. Only Tommy wasn’t, bit he had gotten tied up by Zach. I lash out and Papertine and Luke’s light-papers meet. Jacob said to me “Good. Give in to your hate. Join the Dark Side.”
“Never! I’ll never join you!” and let go a little of the anger storm and released from the clash.
“Then, young Noah, you will die.” Jacob said. I was scared. Did he actually mean DIE? But I didn’t have time to think, because Jacob took a taser out of his jacket (It looked like a very strong taser) and shocked me. I fell t the ground, trying to figure out if I had failed, when I saw Tommy charging toward Jacob. And then it all went black…..
The End
By Tommy
I was still tied up, but I could see Jacob shock Noah pretty bad. I wanted to completely destroy that kid. Apparently, Zach did not know how to tie knots very good, so I was able to get out of there. I quickly took care of Zach with my new-found strength, and anyone else who got in my way. And then I ran straight at Jacob, just as Noah blacked out. “Where the heck did you get that taser?!” I shouted.
“Oh, I stole it one of the times I was in jail, all because of you guys!” He replied with clenched teeth.
“Our fault?! It was you that started the whole thing! You tried to destroy Dwight by giving him the Yoda parasite, you taped your uncle to the ceiling, you taped us down to a chair, and worst of all, you have knocked out all of my friends!”
“Oh please, how in the world could you think a kid like me could plan the whole thing?”
“Ugh! Stop playing dumb with me!” Jacob actually smirked which made me question if he was trying to get me to talk so he could distract and overpower me. My thoery was proved right, and he tripped me. I landed on my leg pretty hard and sprained my ancle. He smiled and said “I have won.” But right at that moment, all my friends started waking up. And in all the confusion, the bullies were pretty easily beat. Jacob started to look scared. His plan was falling apart all around them. I looked to my side, and there was Noah, looking as strong as ever. You couldn’t even tell that he had ever been very sick. While Jacob wasn’t looking, he went to his back, and grabbed the stolen hand-cuffs he had (those cops need to keep track of their stuff). He cuffed him, and said “No. We have won.” The battle was won, and Jacob was taken to the best jail in the country. He’s probably gonna have a hard time breaking out. Now that I had no wars to fight, I was able to spend more time with Sara. Her leg was healing at a very fast pace, and was almost able to walk on herself again. And guess what! Sara did hook Noah up with one of her friends; Rhondella (Editors note: What? Kellen gets Remi, so who gets Rhondella?)! They hit it off, and they might even be an item! So, I guess everything worked out for everyone! But I have a feeling that our battles are long then over……..As Origami Yoda would say: “The End….This is Not!”
News
By SF Megan/Phred
The SF news is for next week!
Origami
By SF Nicholas C
Origagnam style
News
By SF Yodamaster
Hey guys,
For starters, YODAMATION Studios is back and better than ever! Ok, so here’s something that NO ONE knows about.YODAMATION, as you know is this series of adventures of an origami Yoda. And there will soon be films, and slide- mation episodes, but it wasn’t supposed to be that. Here’s the fact that no one was supposed to know, but I want to reveal it: YODAMATION was supposed to be these origami Yodas colored in with random stuff. Like different faces and themes. We had a lot done like a ninja, a rainbow one, and all other crazy ideas. Then, while in science class, I made this awesome Yoda by accident. And THAT was the current YM Yoda. Then, later that week, I found it lying in my backpack, and then it hit me: Why not call this the Yodamation Yoda, mad make a series out of it for the SFs? So, I asked Bobafett1212 about it, and he agreed, so, Clipped Wings was made. And then JC made his first YM film, and now that’s what YM is. So, that’s that, and, hopefully, I have more news, so until the next YM episode,
-Yodamaster
WORD OF THE WEEK
BY SF JC
WOMPO!
IT MEANS AS AWESOME AS A WAMPA
Origami
By the SF Danny that’s a 5th grader
Starfighter
News
By SF Megan/Phred
Say happy birthday to the EU because it the EUs birthday party!
Head over to http://origamichewbacca.wordpress.com/
Origami
By SF Austin/Dwight
Origami crowd
NEWS
BY SF MEGAN PHRED
I WILL BE THE DIRECTOR FOR OY THE SERIES SEASON TWO!
TRIVIA
BY SF Megan/Phred
If you are the first to comment my correct favorite color (it’s on the site somewhere)
You will get a digital doodle from me!
You can comment or email but only once!
HONORABLE MENTIONS
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the SF Danny that’s a 5th grader-ORIGAMI
SF Yodamaster-NEWS
SF JC – WORD OF THE WEEK
SF NICHOLAS C-ORIGAMI
TOM ANGLEBERGER -FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
AND ALL THE SUPERFOLDERS FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
Welcome to the holiday issue of the Weekly SuperFolder!
NEWS
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED
New origami yoda show episode soon possibly a holiday one!
SUPERSTORYS
Origami Yoda and the helpers of Santa Claus
By SF Prime (gold in the Christmas contest)
Chapter 1: Hoth Battle
By Tommy
So my friends and I were getting ready to have a snowball fight like on Hoth. Harvey, Mike, Rhondella, Lance, and Amy were the Sith with these big origami AT-ATs on their side and some of them made of snow! Kellen, Dwight, Remi, Caroline, Sara and I were the rebels with hoth speeders mostly made of snow. Down below are the people with their origami:
Harvey- Darth Paper
Mike, Rhondella, Lance, and Amy-storm troopers
Dwight-Yoda
Kellen- Jagged Fel
Remi-Jaina Solo Fel
Caroline-Yaddle
Sara-Han Foldo and Fortune Wookie
Me- Luke SkyFolder
So then we started to throw snowballs. I t was kind of fun. If you get hit once you’re out. So everyone was dodging and throwing and people started getting hit. Soon it was Sara, Kellen, and me against Harvey, Mike, and Rhondella. Kellen threw one and hit Mike, and he looked like he was ready to cry. Harvey ended up getting Sara out. Then Kellen hit Harvey and I hit Rhondella. We had won! Everyone congratulated us except Harvey.
“Come on, Harvey,” I said to him, “It’s Christmas Eve. Just be in the mood.” Harvey looked up. “I am in the mood,” he said, “I’m just not happy you won.” With that, he walked away.
Chapter 2: Have you ever wanted to meet Santa Claus?
By Sara
So we decided to walk around the town tonight. Ebeneezer Harvey over here was still mad about the Hoth battle. “It’s not fair!,” he exclaimed, “you guys were too quick!”
Tommy and Kellen decided to Hi-Five after that. Then Harvey lashed out at them! Caroline and Dwight tried to stop him and Harvey pushed them down. Dwight then started to freak out because Yoda was gone! I would’ve stayed but instead I ran because I needed to save them. “Harvey, calm DOWN!” Kellen yelled. Then Harvey started to throw snowballs filled with ice! We all really freaked out because Harvey was REALLY mad. Harvey then threw one into the air. Suddenly this big, flying thing comes out of nowhere and is hit by the snowball!
“What was that?!” I said, freaked out. At that same moment, Dwight and Caroline came to us. We all looked seriously horrified as we went over to see what it was. What we saw we all couldn’t believe……..
Chapter 4: I wish I hadn’t done that
By Harvey
No No No No No No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What have I done?! We all crowded around the object. There was a person in there who was a bit chubby, like an Ewok. He wore a lot of red. We then realized with a horrible realization it was SANTA CLAUS! “Oh my god,” Kellen said, “Are you okay?”
Santa looked up at all of us. “Ohhh,” he groaned, “I think I’m alright.” He tried to stand up, but just groaned in pain. “I think Santa threw out his back!” Dwight said. He then held up Yoda and said, “In trouble, Harvey is.” They all looked at me. That paper wad was right! Even if I didn’t end up on the naughty list for life, my friends would never forgive me!
“Is there anything we can do to help?” Sara asked. Mr. Claus thought for a moment, then said “I should probably get back to the North Pole.” Every time he took a step, he groaned. We all decided to help him get on his sleigh. He decided to let us ride with him.
So halfway through the trip to the North Pole, I asked him a question. “What were you doing here in the first place?” Santa turned to me and said, “To steer you in the right direction. You hold the record on the naughty list. With messing with this kid’s hobbies and just insulting everyone all the time. Obviously that was a mistake.” Santa then rubbed his back.
“Great,” I thought, “Now there’s no chance to get off the naughty list for sure.”
Chapter 4: Christmas Fate
By Kellen
Wow. Crazy night. On the way to the North Pole, I pinched myself about a thousand times. Despite Santa having his back thrown out, he was able to make some conversation. For some reason he talked to Dwight a lot. I asked him why he was spending more time with Dwight. “He’s helped you guys so many times. He’s one of the top ten on my nice list. Sure, he gets I.S.S. a lot. But he keeps that Yoda with him and gives out the best advice I’ve ever seen!” he replied. Which is true, as you probably know.
When we finally reached the North Pole, ten elves ran towards the sleigh. They realized Santa was injured and took him out of the sleigh. We all decided to get out and look around. “Whoa,” Tommy said, “These are the biggest candy canes I’ve ever seen!” These candy canes were ten feet tall! “I’ve seen better,” Harvey said in his Darth Paper voice. Okay, that got on our nerves. “Haven’t you already caused enough damage?” Caroline said, “You’ve injured Santa Claus on Christmas eve, mostly doomed Christmas, and all because you lost a Hoth snowball fight!”
Caroline was seriously right about that. The elves might as well sit around not doing anything. Harvey just ran off. As soon as he left, Mrs.Claus came. We all got a shocked look on our faces. “Hello, children,” she said, “I know you are mad at your friend Harvey for mostly ruining Christmas, but he will make it up some how. I promise. I really think you should apologize.” With that, she said bye and went over to some elves. I saw Dwight running away fast! I went after him. “Dwight!” I yelled, “What are you doing?!”
He replied in his Yoda voice, “In trouble, Harvey is. Help him, we must.” We went outside and saw Harvey in the sleigh with the toy bag at full capacity ready to take off. “Time to save Christmas!” He said. In a flash, he and the nine reindeer flew off.
Chapter 5: Follow the Jingling Bells
By Caroline
While standing there in the middle of the hallway, we heard the sound of jingle bells. It sounded like Santa’s sleigh! We all went outside and saw Harvey leaving. “That no good jerk!” I said. “Doing it to be a jerk, Harvey was not,” Dwight said in his Yoda voice, “Save Christmas, Harvey was trying to.” We all then looked at one another, wondering what were we going to do.
Mrs. Claus came out to us, with a smaller sleigh and four reindeer. “You must save Harvey. He does not have the ability to steer that sleigh right. Not only that, but he is about to fly right into the middle of a giant blizzard!” We looked at one another again. Although we didn’t like Harvey very much, to leave him would be cruel. We got onto the sleigh. “Who’s driving?” Kellen asked.
“I’ll do it,” I said. I had taken some horseback riding lessons over the summer, so doing a reindeer or four would be a piece of cake. We all got into the sleigh. “Let’s do this,” Dwight said. Mrs. Claus had given me the names. “Now Thomas, now Ashen, now Philly, now Jr. Vixen!” I yelled like Santa. As we rode off to save Harvey, Mrs. Claus yelled, “Good luck children!”
We were going to need all the luck we could get, as a child of Mother Nature(Literally) was causing a storm……
Chapter 6: Evil children
By Tommy
Using the tracker Mrs. Claus gave us, we managed to locate Harvey. But where he was was not pretty. This storm was like nothing you have ever seen! It looked more like a twister full of snow, much less a snowstorm. We found Harvey trying to get away. “Mush you stupid dogs with horns. MUSH!!” Harvey yelled. Those reindeer started to look really mad. “Harvey is really doomed,” Kellen said. We all agreed on that one for sure. Even in trouble Harvey was a jerk.
We lost Harvey when he got sucked into the vortex, so we went after him. In there we saw a thing you could not believe; The miser brothers. They had bickering so bad it caused a storm. “Just admit it! I’m better then you!” Heat miser said. “Says the guy who wasn’t the most loved by mother, Hothead!!” Snow miser said. They bickered and bickered and bickered! We went down to save Harvey.
“GET OUT OF HERE GUYS!! I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!!!!!!” Harvey shouts. I almost told Caroline to turn around since he was really annoying.
But we needed to save Christmas but we didn’t know which to choose.
Chapter 7: Save Harvey
By Tommy
Although I mostly hate Harvey, leaving him would not be a good thing to do. “Let’s go save him! Move Caroline!” I shouted. We went down faster then a cheetah on roller skates. We caught up with Harvey. “I said I don’t need your help,” Harvey said when we caught up to him, “This is my fault and I have to fix it. Even if it means I become one with the force!” I think you know what he means.
So I put a hook on his sleigh and yelled “Hang on! The reindeer are fine.” Harvey looked up front and saw the reindeer flying away. We flew out of the vortex, narrowly escaping a giant ball of fire. “Okay, we’re not pulling a stunt like that again. Now let’s go save Christmas!” Sara yelled. We got really excited with that. We flew all over the world. When we got to every one’s house, we let them off and they went inside.
We got to Harvey’s house and looked at the list. When we landed the sled, I looked at the list. Harvey was on the naughty list.”Okay, Harvey, you are on the naugh-” Before I could finish, Harvey went to the nice list. “I’m on the nice list!” Harvey said, “and there’s a note on it!” We opened the note and here’s what it said:
Dear Harvey,
Although you have not been that nice this year, you really pulled off by risking your life just to do my duties. I really think you deserve it. So have a good Christmas and be a good boy.
Santa Claus.
We just stared at the letter. We looked at each other. I realized that maybe Harvey wasn’t that bad after all. We just hugged right there in the sleigh. “Merry Christmas, buddy,” I said. “You too, pal.” As he got his presents and left, I realized this had all happened in one night. As I got my stuff and looked behind me, the sleigh was gone. I went inside, realizing how great this Christmas was.
Chapter 7: Save Harvey
By Tommy
Although I mostly hate Harvey, leaving him would not be a good thing to do. “Let’s go save him! Move Caroline!” I shouted. We went down faster then a cheetah on roller skates. We caught up with Harvey. “I said I don’t need your help,” Harvey said when we caught up to him, “This is my fault and I have to fix it. Even if it means I become one with the force!” I think you know what he means.
So I put a hook on his sleigh and yelled “Hang on! The reindeer are fine.” Harvey looked up front and saw the reindeer flying away. We flew out of the vortex, narrowly escaping a giant ball of fire. “Okay, we’re not pulling a stunt like that again. Now let’s go save Christmas!” Sara yelled. We got really excited with that. We flew all over the world. When we got to every one’s house, we let them off and they went inside.
We got to Harvey’s house and looked at the list. When we landed the sled, I looked at the list. Harvey was on the naughty list.”Okay, Harvey, you are on the naugh-” Before I could finish, Harvey went to the nice list. “I’m on the nice list!” Harvey said, “and there’s a note on it!” We opened the note and here’s what it said:
Dear Harvey,
Although you have not been that nice this year, you really pulled off by risking your life just to do my duties. I really think you deserve it. So have a good Christmas and be a good boy.
Santa Claus.
We just stared at the letter. We looked at each other. I realized that maybe Harvey wasn’t that bad after all. We just hugged right there in the sleigh. “Merry Christmas, buddy,” I said. “You too, pal.” As he got his presents and left, I realized this had all happened in one night. As I got my stuff and looked behind me, the sleigh was gone. I went inside, realizing how great this Christmas was.
The Weird Case of Origami
Frosty the Snowman
By CJ ( silver in the Christmas contest)
Chapter One: Frosty the Origami Snowman
“Happy birthday!” yelled Dwight. “Dwight, it’s not anyone’s
birthday,” Tommy said. “It is for this guy!” Dwight pulled
out an origami snowman, with a paper pipe and a button for
his nose. “Buttons, why buttons?” asked Kellen. “Because I
think buttons look cool!” Dwight said proudly, “And I also had
an extra supply of buttons in my closet.” He was defiantly an
origami Frosty the snowman and a very well designed, too.
“Oh boy, not another paperwad,” said a voice easily recognized.
The voice came from no other then Harvey Cunningham. “I
have to say, Dwight, out of all the most ridiculous paperwads
you’ve ever made, that one has to be the most ridiculous.”
“Harvey, can’t you stop being a pest for at least Christmas?”
said Kellen. “If anyone’s a pest, it has to be Dwight. I mean,
he waves around puppets every day and…” “We’ve heard you
say that a hundred times Harvey,” said Mike, “and it has never
changed our opinion.” “Humph! No one appreciates my genius
these days,” said Harvey while he stomped off.
“I have a feeling,” said Tommy, “that this is going to be an
unusual Christmas.”
Chapter Two: Lego Robots and Christmas Cards
Later that day, Tommy sat in his chair writing, when there was
a knock on the door. He rushed down stairs, opened the door,
and looked everywhere; but he couldn’t see anything. Then he
heard a beep from below and looked down to see a Lego robot
with a card in its claw. “What’s this?” he asked while grabbing
the Christmas card. It had a picture of a reindeer and inside
was a message with a paper snowflake. It said:
Merry Christmas! Please come over to my house at “purple”
four o’clock today.
Signed,
Dwight Tharp
Tommy looked at the clock. It was almost four o’clock. “I guess
I should return this robot to Dwight,” thought Tommy. But
when looked back at the open door, the robot had vanished.
Chapter Three: A Trip to Dwight’s House
Tommy rode to Dwight’s house through all the cold weather.
By the time he finally reached the house, he was tired and
cold. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a happy
Dwight. “Hello Tommy, come on in!” Tommy ran through
the door shivering while Dwight got some cookies for Tommy
and him to eat. “So, why did you send your Lego robot over?”
asked Tommy. “Because I want to tell you Harvey is out to
destroy my origami Frosty,” Dwight answered, “and some of
the presents I’m giving to everyone at the Christmas party
tomorrow.” “Oh boy, this isn’t going to be easy.” “I know it
won’t, that’s why I’m asking you to help.”
Tommy immediately agreed and Dwight folded him an origami
Santa Claus. And then Tommy prepared for tomorrow.
Chapter Four: The Christmas Party
The next day, all of Dwight’s friends came to the party where
they hanged out and ate food. When it got near to opening
presents, Tommy thought he saw someone sneaking behind
the tree. He looked around the tree to see Harvey tearing
origami Frosty. “That is it!” yelled origami Santa. “No more
presents from Dwight again if you rip Frosty one more time!”
The surprised Harvey jumped, dropping origami Frosty and ran
behind a couch.
Tommy showed him to Dwight and he got upset. “It’s ok
Dwight, I brought some tape.” Dwight smiled and after a few
minutes, Frosty was as good as new. “Oh and don’t forget his
hat,” said Dwight putting origami Frosty’s hat back on him.
Then he yelled once again, “Happy birthday!”
Everyone laughed and continued on with opening Dwight’s
presents. Harvey walked slowly over to Dwight and asked, “Is…
is there a present for me?” Dwight shook Harvey’s hand. “Of
course buddy.” Then Dwight gave Harvey a present. Harvey
gleamed with delight and opened the present. “It’s… it’s… it’s a
Darth Vader action figure! Thanks Dwight!”
And they all had a great Christmas Party. The End.
Here’s a link to the introduction for an OY EU story about Origami Santa wrote for the newspaper by GFF Max ( bronze for the Christmas contest): http://origamichewbacca.wordpress.com/more-tales/origami-santa-an-oy-eu-choose-your-own-origami-adventure-story/.
Origami Ninjago, rise of the serpentine.
by SF Robby.
Origami Yoda and the Holiday book fair… OF DOOM!!!
By Tommy
“Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!” screamed Dwight at the top of his lungs. “Dwight, you’re not frosty the snowman.” complained Harvey. “I didn’t say it,Johnny Cheddar did.” wow, I hope origami yoda tells Dwight that his imaginary friends aren’t real. Any ways, we were at the book fair( our school thinks that if they hold the book fair close to Christmas, then more people will buy the books because they will use them as presents.) and Dwight had bought his books already. They were: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: THE THRID WHEEL” and “Lego Ninjago: Rise of the Serpentine” I was going to buy books for them: “cheat code explosion” for Harvey. “ninjago: tomb of the fangpyre” for Dwight. And “How to Draw Pokemon All Stars” for kellen.
The thing was, I would have to wait till after school to buy it for them. But, hmm. It was the last day of school before winter break. Harvey was busy setting up a photocopyer he brought from home so he could copy the “star wars: folded flyers” book to give us presents for free. Yeah. He’s THAT cheap. “Dwight.” I whispered,” I need your help.” “ok what is it?” he awnsered. Just then a guy with a purple origami finger puppet came in. “pfft! SNAKES DON’T HAVE LEGS YOU TWIT!!” yelled Harvey at the new kid. ” Well, you don’t know your ssssnakessss!” said the kid.(probably talking through the puppet.) ” who are y’all?” asked kellen. “well I’m laskes.” said the kid, ” and I’m Pythor P. Chumsworth!” said the puppet. Dwight was just about to finish ” the third wheel” when he looked up and freaked out. “AHH! IT’S PYTHOR P. CHUMSWORTH!!!!! I DIDN’T HIDE ORIGAMI FANG BLADES IN THE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and he ran off. Later I found a book of dwights I’m my backpack. “Lego:ninjago: character encyclopedia.” It was a book of ninjago mini figures. There were sticky notes on pages:91, 120, and 168. ” dear tommy, read these pages.” I read them all over. “OH NO” i realized. “Laskes is a, BAD GUY!!!!” on the back I read another note: “never trust a snake.”
Four ninja, one sensei, one chosen one, one school.
By Tommy.
So Dwight gave us all origami ninjago characters. All I know is from the book he loaned me.
Me- jay and Kai
Harvey- cole
Kellen- Zane
Sara- Nya/SamuraiX
Himself- sensei wu
He had us fold golden weapons(exept sara) and when we pu them on our characters, the characters turned into tiny tornados of energy called: “spinjitsu” . He basically told us that one of our characters would become the Green ninja and defeat the great devourer which would eat the school. Then there was a minor setback.
Lord and Lloyd
By Alex
So I was trying to fold an origami grevious, but I had Darth maul in my mind at the time, but it came out bad, and I made lord garmadon from ninjago. I decided to fold an origami lloyd to go with it. Lloyd was still bad though. Then I went to school and dwight had sort of the same idea as me.
True potentials
By tommy.
Every ninja of our unlocked their true potential already! Exept Kai. First, kellen found out that Zane was a robot and exepted the fact.
Jay learned that he should be himself to impress Nya.
Cole and Harvey learned to dance!?!?!
So I think Kai’s is to become the green ninja! I think I might be right because Alex came in with an origami lord garmadon! Then, laskes came in and JUMPED Alex and stole the origami Lloyd garmadon he had on his other hand.
“Letss go ssteal the lassst fang blade.” said Pythor.
” oh no, he already has three!” said Dwight/ sensei. “MY SON!!!!!” screamed Alex/lord garmadon. ( we really need an abriviantion for lord garmadon… LG)
All in my head.
By tommy.
We were preparing to get the last fang blade to prevent the awakening of the devourer, but I saw alex/ garmadon taking the weapons, so I tackled him and said, “YES ARE MY EYES GLOWING DID I UNLOCK MY POTENTIAL!?!?!?!
Dwight/ sensei: NO! Kai, I sent him to bring the weapons to us.
Me/Kai: but, but, but…
One hour later…
We made it to the bathroom and laskes was opening the toilet paper holders in the stalls…”YESSS I GOT IT!!!!!”
The fang blade was just a modified origami sword, but it seemed powerful. So I took out the origami dragon sword of fire and accedentally blew up the toilet. The room started flooding. “Well the janitor will have a bad Christmas!” said kellen/cole. Everyone ran but dwight(who had Lloyd on his finger) was stuck floating on the toilet seat. I saw the fang blade floating on the flusher. Then I realized something…
True potential.
By Harvey.
Tommy was stuck in a flooding bathroom with Dwight.
“LLOYD!!” screamed garmadon.
“KAI!!!” screamed Nya.
Then the door ESPLPODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dwight,Lloyd,tommy and Kai were all ok. Kai was glowing. He unlocked his true potential!
Pythor ruins christmas
By tommy.
Kai’s true potential- saving the green ninja!
Lloyd was the green ninja! So we had found the green ninja. Dwight now wielded him instead of Alex.
We all gathered around the christmas tree for the yearly McQuarrie MS secret Santa gift giveaway. Me and Dwight has warped the gifts we wre giving to each other and our friends and put them under the tree. “I’m proud of you son,” said LG “Thank you father.” replyed Lloyd. Then we had gotten our gifts and CRASH!!!!!!!! A giant origami snake started slithering around. Then Pythor said: “YESSS CHRISTMASSS ISSS RUINED!!!” then Dwight grabbed Pythor and put him on his own hand. “You fool,” said sensei, “you must see your mistake.” then the devourer ATE sensei and Pythor. Then it grew in size! Only the golden weapons could defeat it, but no-one could wield them all at once or they would shred into nothing. “I can defeat him.” said Alex/garmadon. “just give me the golden weapons and I can defeat him. I will attack the weak point on his forehead.” obviously no one beloved him. “Guys, we have to help him. He isn’t our enemy right now. The devourer is our # 1 priority.” so we gave him the weapons and we traped the devourer in the entrance to the janitors closet. So then alex jumped the devourer and hit its weak spot. Slash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Origami sensei came out. But Pythor was a ball o pocket lint. “NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed laskes. I will have my revenge. He said and he took garmadon and the weapons and ran off. Dwight gave Lloyd back to Alex and we converted the origami mystery shack into the origami destinys bounty. We then cleaned the snake juice off the school and set up the tree back and sang carols. It was a happy ending.
Fin.
Credits:
Writer: Robby.
Based upon a tv series on cartoon network.
Special thanks to Megan/phred for having the contest that inspired me to write this.
Special thanks to Miss. Green, for making me like creative writing in 6th grade.
Special thanks to my friend Ryan, who without, I wouldn’t like the origami yoda books or be on this site.
Harvey’s comment: snakes don’t have legs…
My comment: those were arms moron.
FUNNY
BY SF Megan/Phred
NEWS
By SF NeckNo
behind the scenes with
Tom Angleberger
this story we will try to explain to you what Tom does on christmas, but first we have to tell you what origami yoda does on christmas, when Tom told me this i laughed thinking, origami yoda celebrates christmas!? well, first he is placed on the couch to watch the star wars holiday special over, and over again; then when yoda wants he will go to sleep on the couch. what does tom do? figit with LEGO’s (i think star wars legos) and then has an ordinary christmas, like most people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIGAMI
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED SF JC
SUPER DOODLES
BY SF Deante
If you can’t see it, yoda says good you have been.r2 says bleep bleep bleep. C3 says he says thank you Santa yoda.r2 says bleep.c3 says and merry chrismas.
Vader says have a (wheeze) not so merry chrismas. Normal yoda says hmm? Five fold says no way!
COOL CRAFT
BY SF Megan/Phred
Peperment trays
- Peheat oven to 350
- Put wax paper on cookie sheet
- Open a bag of peppermints unwrap them and put them in a bowl
- Arrange peppermints in the shap of a tray
- Put in oven for 10 minutes
- Let cool
- And you’re done! You can also make shapes like an ornament or a star!
WELCOME TO THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER EXTRA! EXTRA! EDITION
So I had the poll and all you guys inspired me to keep the newspaper going and that’s not all
SF Nicolas C (who also named the newspaper) had the idea of THE SF NEWS! People could send in videos of their latest BREAKING NEWS!!!! We would still have the newspaper but we would also have a web series of action news segments. We also are doing two word of the weeks (for this issue only)
a video of the week, recommendations, trivia and jokes which are all relatively new segments. CJ made a new logo for the newspaper. And the BIG PARTY will be at Sunday (that’s tomorrow) at 4:30(if my parents don’t have anything planned ). And in five days is thanksgiving which will start a lot of holiday things so ill be really busy so after this week you can send anything in that is holiday ( that’s thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah or new years am I missing anything?’ ) but still SF stuff. And ill publish it sometime in December. Ok enjoy the issue!
Words of the week:
By GFF Max & Robby
GFF Max: Aibohphobia, the fear of palindromes- words or phrases that are spelled the same forwards and backwards, like “Mom” or “Dad”. Try reading aibohphobia backwards.
SF Robby: Toast : It means awesome.
SuperNews
By GFF Max
Art2Gami just launched recently, and they update every Saturday. You should check it out at art2gami.wordpress.com!
SuperNews
by SF Max
The Angry Birds Star Wars app is here! Get ready for a bird flying, pig bombing, exploding adventure! Luke Skywalker (red bird) embarks on a crazy adventure, where he meets Obi-Wan (black bird), Han Solo (yellow bird), Chewbacca (big brother bird), Yoda (? bird), and more! He also fights against Stormtroopers (pigs) and Darth Vader, who is either the King Pig or a red bird who turned to the Dark Side! You can also play bonus levels with R2-D2 (egg) and C-3PO (white bird)! Also, you can buy The Path of the Jedi on Dagobah! You don’t want to miss this intergalactic adventure!
SuperNews
By Robby
my origami Spyro won the origami election. I posted all the results on the results page.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
BY COMIC BOOK KID
this is where you can recommend ideas, etc. Here are some of mine:
Music: Weird Al Yankovic, Evanescence, The Beatles, Bon Jovi
Television: Jeopardy, Falling Skies
Video of the week:
By GFF Max
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2kPQ0j_TLo. A link to a video about a rogue planet being discovered.
Jokes
By SF CJ
1.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
2.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ani
Ani who?
Ani one home?
3.
Q: What do you get when you cross Emperor Palpatine with a pig?
A: Emperor Porkatine!
4.
Q: What’s fury, brown, and white all over?
A: Chewbacca with a pound of flour poured all over him.
Origami
By Robby
Origami yoda deluxe
WEEKLY TRIVIA
BY COMIC BOOK KID
WHICH MARVEL VILLAIN CAN CONTROL TIME?
Megan/Phred’s comment
I hope I got this right it was in comments so I don’t know
SUPER STORY
BY ROBBY
The night of the ghost part 1
Third person
“O.K.” said James as he got out a paper clip and shoved it in the lock to the gym. With a clank the door opened. “We’re in.” the walked in and locked the door behind them. The locker room was just 5 steps away. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. They reached for the door. “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!! ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!”
“What was that?” asked harvey. The went into then locker room and opened the locker. A hideous women came out. She had no eyes and had torn clothes. “GOOOO AWWAYYY!”
Origami Yoda and the tutorials.
By Tommy
So I was walking by the tutorial room during the period that Dwight usually has Orchestra, and Dwight was running around in there waving origami yoda around. I heard yoda chanting: ” Ghost there is! Ghost in locker!”
Later at lunch: ” Dwight! What was with those tutorials? The PRiNCiPaL was there!” I said. “yoda said to spread the word.”he said. “Yoda, is there a ghost?” asked kellen. “Feel a presence at locker 12 I do. Only weak people attacked are they… Go to gym we must. James and Harvey we must bring. Night it has to be at. A sleepover it will be.” tomarrow we are going to the locker so it’ll be weird.
FAKE!!
By Jackson.
I owned locker twelve for one month and I was never hurt. I first got it after one guy left and I joined. I was talking to the guy and he said ” you shouldntve joined. I was there for one day and nearly died.” I asked him how. “I fell off of the rings and there were no cubes.” he turned pale and ran off. I laughed at it. ( he was a wimp who fell)
Harvey’s comment: … This proves nothing… Terry actually joined my gang too!
My comment: of course it proves something!
COOL CRAFT
BY ANAKIN SKYWALKER
AALYA SECURA
HONARABLE MENTIONS
SF CJ : JOKES
SF MAX: SUPERNEWS
GFF MAX: WORD OF THE WEEK. NEWS. VIDEO OF THE WEEK.
SF NICOLAS C: THE SF NEWS IDEA
SF ROBBY : WORD OF THE WEEK. SUPERSTORY. ORIGAMI. SUPERNEWS.
COMIC BOOK KID : TRIVIA RECCOMANDATIONS
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: COOL CRAFT
STARWARSFOLDER12 : FOR BELIVING IN THE NEWSPAPER ( EVEN IF HE COULDN’T SEND STUFF IN)
SF JC: FOR TRUSTING ME
TOM ANGLEBERGER: FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
ALL THE SUPER FOLDERS: FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER issue 7
NEWS
BY
SF Megan/Phred
In case you haven’t heard Disney has bought lucusfilm and has already planned on the sequels so now the next trilogy will happen episode 7 will be at 2015
Jokes
By SF CJ
1
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda Who?
Yoda-la-he-hoo!
2
Q: What kind of chips do droids eat?
A: Computer chips!
3
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Darth Vader: Because he could not resist the power of the Dark Side!
4
A: What’s green, old, and red all over?
Q: Yoda with sunburn!
WORD OF THE WEEK
BY
SF Nicholas C
Ingloyoso: bigger than the galaxy! (What you say when something is BIG)!
NEWS
BY
SF CJ
New Origami Yoda: The Series Episode!
Origami Yoda: The Series is releasing their new episode, soon, probably somewhere around November 1rst. And there’s a special appearance by Mr. Angleberger himself! So grab some cheetos, and get ready for Origami Yoda: The Series Episode IV: The Cheeto Hog!
SUPERDOODLE
BY
SF JC
Darth Maul Nut and Savage Nut
ORIGAMI
BY
SF CJ
ar2-d2 and friends
NEWS
BY
SF Megan/Phred
SF JC has retired from the EU and I will now be the head admin of the EU
SUPER STORY
BY
SF CJ
The Rise of Jango Fett-Fortune
Chapter One: Tony and Jango
By Tommy
We got a major dilemma! There’s a new villain it school, and
his name is Tony Demolition (literally, that’s his real name,
and it matches his personality)! It started like this. Kellen
and I were just talking when the new kid named Tony came up to
us. He looked friendly enough, but we were so wrong.
“Hi, I’m Tony,” he said, “and this is Jango Fett-Fortune.”
We said hi. “Would you like your fortune told? It only costs
one dime.” Kellen gave Tony a dime. He said to pick a body
part. Kellen picked the left part of the helmet. He said to
pick a number and Kellen picked 1. It said “What do you wish
for, master.” Kellen asked a free Double Chocolate Sundae.
Kellen got one at the ice cream stand because he was their 100th
customer (UNBELIEVABLE!).
The next day though, we saw Tony and Jango were giving a fortune
to no other then the bully, Zack Martin. We went over to see
what Zack’s fortune was. The fortune was that Zack would
humiliate a kid and Tony told him how. And guess who was that
kid. Me. It was TERRIBLE! I was at the cafeteria coming out
of the food line when Zack tripped me. I lost my balance and
fell splat face in my Jell-O! I was the clown of the month!
And Tony did all kinds of other humiliating stuff, too! From
getting Mike turned into a gym class dodge ball to getting Lance
hanged up on the school flagpole! And I’m just getting started!
Chapter Two: Dodge Ball Practice
By Mike
Um, hi, this is Mike. Tommy convinced me to the time I ended up
being a gym class ball. So I were at lunch with the guys just
talking. When HE showed up (I think you know who I mean). Yep,
it was no other then Tony. And he had that Jango guy with him,
too. So he asked if one of us wanted our fortune told. “It
only cost a dollar,” he said. But Kellen was like, “No way!
It only cost a dime last time!” Then Tommy asked “Why did you
raise the cost?’
“Well, I have… more paying customers…” he said with a smirk.
Then Harvey showed up with Darth Paper (ugh, that Darth Paper
guy still gives me the creeps). Then Darth Paper said “You
don’t know the power of the dark side!” Then Harvey payed Tony
a dollar and got his fortune. The fortune was “Somebody will be
the dodge ball at gym class.”
Then Tony left into the mist ( well, the mist of all the kids in
the cafeteria at least). Harvey smiled and said “See you at gym
class, I think it will be very… enjoyable.” Then he left.
Before I knew it, it was time gym class and I was nervous. We
all were. When we came in, we were told that we were playing
dodge ball.
before I could throw a ball, Tater Tot mistakenly
grabbed me and threw me at one of the kids. Luckily for the
kid, he got out of he way in time, but I slammed against the
wall! Harvey, Tater Tot, Tony etc. were laughing like crazy.
The worst part I was out of school for the rest of the week
because of that! Ugh, I still can’t get over it, and it’s been
like 2 weeks now.
Harvey’s Comment: That was the best gym class ever!
Tommy’s comment: Poor Mike, that was not a pretty sight.
Chapter Three: Kellen’s Embarrassing Footage
Recorded by Kellen (written by Tommy)
Um… hi… this is Kellen… recording on… my recorder thing… OH MAN,
I CAN’T DO THIS! BUT I HAVE TO! Well not necessarily but… oh
man this so hard. Ok, I better tell you now before I disagree
with myself again. Ok, I was with the guys and we were all
talking about Tony and his little Jango Fett fortune telling
thing and trying to figuring out how to beat him. But it was
hard to think of stopping him without getting in trouble with
the school and ending up in the detention room (more like a
prison). So Tommy thought of emailing Dwight. So then we all
agreed and went home.
The next day, I thought something was wrong but I didn’t know
what, like a disturbance in the force or something. I didn’t
think to much of it so I got ready for school. When I to
school, I felt like something really bad was going happen. Then
I saw Tony and Harvey with Jango Fett-Fortune. Now I knew what
was wrong, those to were going to embarrass somebody and then I
had a feeling who it was… me. I charged toward them and tried
to stop them but they saw me and slipped away.
Later in science class, we were going to watch a movie about
how plants work. Instead when the teacher turned it on, it…
showed………. A VIDEO OF ME SINGING A SONG ABOUT RHONDELLA!!!!
I thought I locked that video long ago because it was SO
embarrassing! And I made it only because I wanted to send it
to her but then juice spilled on my t-shirt and I slipped and
everything went wrong! Oh man!
Harvey’s Comment: I still can’t get over how funny that was.
HAHAHA! Oh and the fortune was that Kellen would be embarrassed
by a video! HAHAHA!
Tommy’s Comment: I think we know that by now, Harvey.
Chapter Four: Lance and the Plan
by Amy
Hey, I have to write this chapter, but really Lance should,
because this chapter is about him. But he’s to embarrassed to
do it. Anyway, me, Lance, Tommy, and Sara, were walking to
Science Class, but instead of any teachers being in the room,
there was two bullies with Origami Storm Troopers, Harvey, and
Tony!
Then the two bullies forced us over to where Harvey and Tony
were. Then Lance pulled out another Han Foldo, which Sara
taught him to make, and punched a bully with it. But then,
Harvey took the Han Foldo, and threw him into a bowl of dry
ice. “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” yelled Lance.
“But it gets even worse,” says Tony.
Fortune which said:
You will hang a kid named Lance over a flag pole.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” screamed Lance. Then the two
bullies carried Lance outside, but Tony was really strong and
kept us in the class, so we couldn’t help him. All we could do
is watch. I almost cried as I watched Lance being held by his
pants holding on for dear life! And everyone laughed accept me
and my friends.
Of course, the two bullies got detention, but nobody knew that
Harvey and Tony were just as guilty as they were for hanging
poor Lance up.
But then, Tommy got an email from Dwight, and he forwarded it to
all of us. It looked like this:
“Hey Tommy! Yoda says that in order to destroy “purple” Jango,
you have to throw him into outside trash bin tomorrow.
P.S. Could you get me another of those BBQ Sandwiches?
Haven’t had one in a while.
Then, he showed another
The Final Battle
by Tommy
Well, we went to school and looked for Tony, and eventually we
found him with Harvey and Zack. I decided to go for it. I ran
like crazy toward Tony, and grabbed Jango, but then Zack caught
me by my leg and was pulling me back. So I threw it to Kellen,
who threw it to Lance, who threw it to Sara, who threw it back
to me after I got away from Zack. I ran to the trash bin and
realized today was trash pickup day!
So right before I threw it in the dump, I ripped it in half.
Then the trash truck came and took it and all the other trash
away. After that, Tony disappeared, and Harvey and Zack have
been quiet….. too quiet.
And as Origami Yoda would say: The End This Is?
YES MORE NEWS
BY
Yet again SF Megan/Phred
Art2gami is going to reboot today
P.S. sorry about all the news it’s been a busy week
Cool craft
By
SF Emily C
(This is a game but it still counts!)
Things you need:
You and a friend
Another friend as judge
Your origami (that you have already folded)
2 blindfolds
How to play:
Have you and a friend sit on opposite sides of a table
Give each of you an equal amount of origami
Now put on your blindfolds
When the ref says go pick one piece of origami from the pile
Try to identify who or what your origami is
The ref will tell you if you got it correct or not
If you get it right put that in a separate pile
When all the origami has been guessed at take of your blindfolds and count your “corrects”
The one with the most points wins!
A NOTE FROM SF MEGAN/PHRED
Emily is my sis but she hasn’t been on in like 2 years you might remember her cardboard Dwight and origami trooper on http://origamiyoda.wordpress.com/2011/02/01/superfolders-make-origami-darth-maul-force-ghost-stormtrooper-and-cardboard-dwight-starwars/
Any way she wanted me to tell you guys that she will be coming back on soon
HONORABLE MENTIONS ‘
SF JC: SUPERDOODLE
SF CJ: JOKES SUPER STORY NEWS ORIGAMI
SF NICOLAS C: WORD OF THE WEEK
SF EMILY: COOL CRAFT
TOM ANGLEBERGER: FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
AND ALL THE SUPERFOLDERS FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER issue 6
NEWS
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED
As you have seen on my blog I met tom last week because of that I wasn’t ready to make the newspaper and I have been busy but now the newspaper is out and I have some exiting news when we met tom, right after the signing/lecture/larry he shot some scenes with us for the origami yoda show! J.C. says that the episode will be out relatively soon and if you go to the site http://origamiyodafilmproductions.wordpress.com/ there are some sneak peeks!
origami
by SF Ben
boba fett with removable helmet
WORD OF THE WEEK
BY SF CJ
Jellyfish: Means uh oh, or if something is wrong like pickpok.
SUPERSTORY
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED
NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR
THIS IS THE NEXT PART OF A STRANGE CASE OF THIRD GRADE
I WILL BE PUTTING MORE CHAPTERS ON AS I WRIGHT THEM AND SOON THEY WILL BE ON
THE OY EU.
Mr. Good clean fun and soapy
By Quavondo
Hi Quavondo here Tommy asked me to do this in his case file because I caused this story
Ok so I was sitting at lunch with lance and mike I don’t talk with them much but it’s the only seat in the cafeteria that’s not saved for someone else I brought my lunch that day cheetos milk and a pbj sandwich
Cheetos are my favorite but by the time I finished my sandwich the bell rang so I grabbed my cheetos and walked to the gym they have assemblies there today it was Mr. good clean fun he’s been coming to school since first grade so I went in and took a seat then tater tot comes in and asks for a cheeto and I give him one but then everyone wanted one and I couldn’t hear Mr. good clean fun anymore which isn’t bad but I didn’t want to give away all my cheetos so I said race for it and threw my bag and it accidentally hit Mr. good clean fun then some goof ball I think it was Harvey jumped for it and hit Mr. good clean fun the cheetos hit the floor and Dwight calmly picks it up eats 1 cheeto and throws it away
By this time Mr. Howell and miss toner come in and help up Mr. good clean fun and take him to the nurses someone had hit me during the confusion so I had to go too and I got a bandage and Mr. good clean fun broke his arm!!! But the nurses was out of casts so he got a sock monkey on his hand after that Mr. Howell found out I started it and I had to do a report on what happened and had to go to detention
So that was a month ago and today Mr. Good clean fun came back for the first time since the cheeto fight so today he still had the sock monkey
He said his name was soapy so then they started singing about how to avoid a fight and then they talked about washing your hands and stuff like that and I zoned out I don’t know how that helps you tommy but it sure dose feel good to write it down
Harvey’s comment goofball who you calling a goofball?
My comment I think it was easy to see you are a goofball and not just then but anyway that is why there is the no food in assemblies rule
My nightmare
by Tommy
Ok I’m here I’m crazy but I’m here it all started last night when I fell asleep worst night mare ever ok not worst but looniest so I was walking down the hall and Sara was holding my hand and everything was going fine until Dwight came up and started yelling dancing singing clucking you name it he was doing it I thought he was sick or caught rabies from the squirrels he talks to
( yes he dose talk to them) or something and then the strangest thing of all was Dwight just stopped and acted normal … Dwight is never normal and anyway then he spoke fold it Tommy it’s important do it the school is in danger
FOLD He was talking like he was in a trance And then a clown came and Sara yelled and fainted and I ran away and Kellen and Harvey were trapped in a giant potato chip bag and soapy the monkey was Mr. Good Clean Fun and Mr. Good Clean Fun was soapy the monkey and the rabbit came out of nowhere and
Oh right sorry ummm just stop after the whole Dwight trance thing.
But what about the whole fate of the school? Am I going insane or is this real?
Harvey’s comment: yes you are insane but we all ready knew that this was just your mind going crazy in a DREAM nothing more
Tommy’s comment: HEY!!!! Ok ok maybe you right…..at least I hope
Help is on the way!
By Kellen
Guess what I got Brianna Hayley Jen and Hannah to help with our case file they don’t want to write anything for it but they thought it was so romantic for us to do this case file so they told everyone that they were having a contest for best story writer and the best writer gets a prize and to give us all the entry’s because were editing it and best yet is that a friend of mine the second grader murky has a friend named Ben who has an acquaintance named Remy who has a certificate program on her computer so now we can get other chapters in the case file!
Tommy’s comment: great but why did you tell the girls about it in the first place?
Harvey’s comment: they over heard Kellen talking about it with you and Kellen found a way to cover it up
Kellen’s comment: yah he’s right!
In the closet
By mike
Well this is for the contest but nothing interesting happens to me so I just picked the odd kinda day.
Ok well one day after I had just missed at softball (again!) in gym I decided to cry in the supply closet so no one would hear me. But just so were clear there is a difference between normal tears and the tears I get. Mine are angry tears that happen because I’m so fed up with something normal tears are boo hoo tears there not the same!
Anyway while I was crying I heard Dwight talking to squirrels?
Here is something like what he said I couldn’t hear it well: come squirrels help me save me he needs to fold. Then he talked more about the squirrels saving him. And then lance walks in and says Dwight needed to get back to class. So Dwight says oh I thought it opened the other way! And he just walked away and then lance saw me and I was sent to principal Rabbski’s and she sent me to ISS
COME ON! I yelled and then I got so angry I started to cry. Anyway that’s my story I hope I win!
Tommy’s comment: that’s weird he said Dwight said he needs to fold like in my dream what could it mean?
Harvey’s comment: it means you’re a paranoid loser besides all this shows is mike is a crybaby!
superdoodle
by SF CJ
ahsoka tano
NEWS
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED
There is a contest on http://art2gami.wordpress.com/
Check there for details but I can tell you the prize is..
You get to be an admin!
Enter soon the contest ends on November 1st
HONAREBLE MENTIONS
SF CJ: WORD OF THE WEEK SUPER DOODLE
SF BEN: ORIGAMI
SF ARTOO: FOR REBOOTING ART2GAMI
SF JC : FOR MAKING THE ORIGAMI YODA SHOW
TOM ANGLEBERGER: FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
AND ALL THE SUPERFOLDERS: FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER issue 5
news
By SF MEGAN/PHRED
the weekly superfolder is coming back!
im sorry its been out so long but now its back and its as awesome as ever
so please send stuff to me for the next newspapers heres my email: sfmeganphred@gmail.com
thanks!
origami
by SF CJ
Word of the week
By SF CJ
Wolverine: As awesome as wolverine, who is pretty awesome.
NEWS
By SF NicholasC
This just in, Tom Angleberger is working on a new book!
I think its fake mustache 2!
But it could also be horton halfpott 2 or something new!
What do you think?????????????
Cool craft
By SF Jackson H
Lightsaber
Okay, so you need:
A paper towel roll(empty one)
Wire coat hangers
Paint
Transperant wrapping paper(any color)
Tape
Flashlight
So,you’re going to decorate the cardboard roll with the paint and let it dry. Then, insert the flashlight in and poke a hole for the button. Next, unbend the wire hangers and tape them to the roll. Finally, wrap the wrapping paper around the wire coat hangers and tape it down. You’re done! Have fun lighting it up!
Superstory
by SWF Max and SD CJ
Gravity Folds:
Meet Origami Dipper Pines and Origami Mabel Pines: by Tommy:
Just recently, this new kid named Alex came to our school. He somehow heard about how there was so much origami at McQuarrie Middle School, and he’s a fan of this awesome show on Disney Channel called Gravity Falls. So when he came here, he had origami finger puppets of the 2 main characters!
“Uh, 1 question: New kid, what’s your name? “, said Kellen. “My name’s Alex, and I know you didn’t ask, these are Origami Dipper Pines and Origami Mabel Pines. They’re from this show called Gravity Falls.”, said Alex.
“Holy Jabba! I love that show! I can’t believe I didn’t recognize that those origami characters were Dipper and Mabel.”, said Kellen. “I know, right? That show is awesome!”, said Alex. Everybody went silent. Nobody had even heard of that show, except for Kellen and Alex. “Come on, are you guys saying you’ve never even heard of Gravity Falls?!”, asked Kellen. “Pretty much, yeah.”, said Sara.
“OK, so it’s early summer, and there are these 2 siblings named Dipper and Mabel.”, said Alex. “Wow, thanks for being specific.”, said Harvey. “There parents decide they need some fresh air, so they ship them up north to a place called Gravity Falls, Oregon so they can live with their Great-Uncle Stan. Their new house is also a tourist trap run by Stan called the Mystery Shack. And Dipper and Mabel are forced to work there, even though they’re only 12.”
This went on for a while, so I just stopped writing down the conversation. Anyway, he also made some other Origami Gravity Falls characters, who I now know more about now that I actually watched some of the episodes. He made an Origami Wendy, a Grunkle Stan, and even an Origami Soos. Anyway, we’re putting together this case file to answer the question: Can an origami cast of Gravity Falls be as wise as an Origami Yoda?
My very important question: by Tommy:
So Sara’s birthday was coming up, and I needed to get her a gift. So I asked Origami Dipper what I should get her. “Well, I heard she likes photography. Is that right?”, said Origami Dipper. “Yeah.”, I responded. “What does that have to do with this?” “When I tried to get a photo of the Origami Gobblewonker- too bad it turned out to be fake- I brought about 17 digital origami cameras. That’s exactly what you need to get her. So get her a digital camera. But not an origami one.”
“Thanks, Origami Dipper!”, I said. So then after school, I bought the digital camera. On her birthday a few days later, I brought it to school, and gave it to her at lunch. “Holy cow, thanks, Tommy!”, she said with a smile on her face. “How did you know I was into photography?” “Well, let’s just say I tend to have access to very reliable sources.”, I said.
So it looks like Origami Dipper is wise. Maybe even as wise as Origami Yoda. Meanwhile, my friends were getting good advice from his other origami characters, too.
The Paper Figures: by Mike:
A few days after Tommy got Sara the digital camera, Harvey was bragging about how he had watched a new episode of Gravity Falls. “I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS TOO!!!!!”, he yelled, too loud for anywhere inside- too loud for anywhere in the universe, for that matter. He was being such a jerk (for the millionth time) that I almost cried Angry Tears (almost! and I said Angry Tears, not boo-hoo Tears!).
“Alright, smarty-pants, then where’s your Gravity Falls origami?”, asked Tommy. “Right here.”, he said, as he reached into his backpack and got out a plastic baggie. “Those look like Sherlock Holmes, Larry King, Coolio, William Shakespeare, and some other guys.”, Tommy responded. “They’re the wax figures of those guys from an episode. The ‘other guys’ you referred to are Wax Groucho Marx, Wax Genghis Khan, and Wax Robin Hood.”
Origami wax figures? At first I thought that Harvey was lying and didn’t even watch an episode because I thought that he was making it up. But before I said a word, Kellen backed him up. He was still thinking that Harvey was being an idiot as always, but that’s not the point. “The wax figure episode? Yeah, I saw that too. Anybody who doesn’t want spoilers, don’t listen.”, said Kellen.
So Harvey wasn’t lying. Anyway, none of us actually cared if we heard spoilers, so Kellen kept talking. “Yeah, so as I was saying, I saw that episode, too. The wax figures come to life and they chop off the head of the Wax Stan. Of course, nobody here has an Origami Wax Grunkle Stan, so luckily, Harvey is powerless.” “Actually, I think it would only make sense if I made an Origami WAX Grunkle Stan to go along with my regular Origami Grunkle Stan.”, said Alex.
“What?! No! Then Harvey and his origami wax figures will try to crumple or cut your Origami Wax Stan!”, said Kellen. “I assure you, I will do no intentional harm to any of your origami.”, said Harvey. “See? I know you guys told me he’s a jerk, and I believe you, but my origami Wax Stan that I’m gonna make will be perfectly safe from Harvey.”, said Alex. Kellen just went silent. Nobody else thought anything bad would happen.
This next part might be somewhat exaggerated, because I’ve only gotten parts of the story from people who claimed to be there when it happened. So, according to the stories I heard, during free time in the math class with Tommy, Harvey, and Alex in it, Alex just finished his Origami Wax Stan. He showed it to Tommy. Just then, Harvey got up, claiming to go to the bathroom, and suddenly, the lights went out. There was lightning and a lot of of clouds outside, so it was pretty hard to see without the lights.
Then, Origami Wax Stan got crumpled! And Harvey came out from the hallway and turned the lights back on. I now know that he just went from Alex’s desk, to the hallway, and came back in so he would look innocent, but I was already pretty suspicious when I heard the stories. I don’t want this to get too long, so I’ll just cut to the chase. I asked Origami non-wax Stan how I should stop Harvey. “It’s easy.”, he said. “There are security cameras in the school, so just ask someone who manages the camera system to show Harvey the tape at that time during Math Class. It won’t show him walking all the way to the bathroom, so you can prove him guilty.”
“Wow, thanks, Origami Stan! How did you know that?”, I responded. “That’s how someone caught me stealing money from a bank when the teller wasn’t looking. That was one dumb bank teller. I claimed I was at a restaurant at the time of the robbery, but that snitch just asked to see the tape, and he showed both me and the cops. That’s how I know.” “Wow!” So that’s what I did. I didn’t ask Mrs. Rabbski, though, because she hates origami. I just asked this other adult. Harvey got detention for 2 weeks! For 2 hours a day! So that’s how I learned that Origami Grunkle Stan is wise. Is he as wise as Origami Yoda? So that’s my case file story, Tommy.
The Origami guy that looks like Mini-Elvis: by Lance:
Once again, Harvey had a origami villain from Gravity Falls. I wasn’t 100% sure at the time, but when I saw Harvey had an origami guy that looks like Mini-Elvis, I knew it was bad. “Harvey, I’ve always known that you’re an idiot, but now I think you’re even more of an idiot, because only idiots consider Elvis to be some evil villain.”, I said when I saw Harvey’s finger puppet at lunch. Everybody there laughed. Kellen and Alex looked like they recognized the finger puppet, but they laughed, too.
“SHUT UP, Lance!”, Harvey yelled. “YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT UP! This is Origami ‘Lil Gideon, an origami psychic. He can read minds.” “He’s a fraud.”, said Kellen. “NO, HE’S NOT! He’s way better than Origami Dipper Pines AND the real Dipper Pines combined.”, said Origami Gideon. “Take back those words, Gideon!”, said Origami Dipper. “NEVER!”, said Origami Gideon/Origami Mini-Elvis. “Why do you guys hate each other so much, anyway?”, said Tommy.
“Origami Dipper came between me and Origami Mabel! She loved me, and you just HAD to continue my rivalry with Origami Stan, and you came between us!”, said Mini-Elvis. “Origami Gideon, I don’t love you.”, said Origami Mabel. “Just face the music already!” “Dipper caused this! I told you that I swore revenge on the whole Origami Pines family. And trust me, this ain’t Mabel’s fault, so it excludes her. But Dipper, Stan, and anybody else in your family other than Mabel… you’ll see what me and Harvey have for revenge.”, said Mini-Elvis.
Right at that moment, the bell rang. Weird, huh? Well, I wasn’t gonna let Harvey get revenge on anyone who didn’t deserve it. I needed advice from one of Alex’s origami characters. Alex said that Origami Mabel and Origami Dipper were inside his locker so Harvey couldn’t get them, but I could ask “Origami Wendy”. “Don’t you have 2 other guys?”, I asked him. “I put them in my locker, too.”, he said. “OK, ‘Origami Wendy’, how do I stop Harvey and his Origami Mini-Elvis of doom?”, I asked.
“Harvey seemed really ticked off when you called that finger puppet of his a ‘Mini-Elvis’. Just go up to Harvey, keep calling it a Mini-Elvis, and he’ll get so distracted by you ticking him off, you can take his finger puppet and crumple it.”, said Origami Wendy. “Hey, that actually sounds pretty good! How do you know that?”, I asked. “Easy. When I wanted revenge on a boy for dumping me, I just called them some cheesy nickname a bunch of times, and then I took their cell phone when they got distracted. Worked like a charm.”, she said.
So I thanked Alex and his finger puppet, and that’s what I did to Harvey. I called his finger puppet “Mini-Elvis” about a million times, and he got so distracted and angry, so I took his finger puppet and crumpled it. And that’s how I know that Origami Wendy is wise!
The School Irrational Treasure:
by Kellen
Well, me, Tommy, Alex, were having lunch when a kid came over to our table. “Hi, I’m James,” he said, “I’m a new student.” “Cool, nice to meet ya!” said Alex. “Is that an origami Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls?” “Yeah, I also have some other Gravity Falls characters, too.” “Well. I bet you’ll like this.”
Then he brought out a map of a pyramid and some markings. “I think that pyramid shape stands for fire,” said Origami Dipper, “We should light the map on fire.” Then Alex took the map and folded into a origami hat. “Like my hat?” said origami Mable. “Hey wait a minute,” I said, “The hat has a drawing on it that looks like the painting of the 8th Principal, Johnathan Southwest.”
“Oh yeah, I remember that picture,” said Tommy, “It’s next to the science room.” “Well, lets go find that treasure!” said James. “If there is a treasure,” I said. So we went to the the place where the painting was. “There it is!” said Alex. We all looked at the painting. It was pretty good. “Hey guys, watch this.” said Alex. He put Mabel by the painting’s finger. “The statue is picking my nose, HAHA!” said origami Mabel. But then, origami Mabel slipped though a hole by the paintings finger.
“Oh no! Origami Mabel!” cried Alex. But then, the wall started to rumble, and then, it moved! “Whoa!” I said. “Lets go in,” said Alex. Alex found origami Mabel and we walked in. Then, the wall closed in. “Uh oh,” said Tommy, “It’s really dark now, I can’t see much.” “Good thing I brought this,” said Alex as he turned on a flashlight. “Do you always carry that with you?” “Well, you see-” “Wait,” I said, “I hear somebody.” “Someone besides us?” “Yeah, but I guess it’s was nothing.”
We kept walking until we came upon a hidden room. “Wow!” said Tommy, “Look at this place! It’s super stooky!” “And look at this,” said James pointing to a folder that said TOP SECRET. We all looked in it. “It says that Johnathan Southwest was not the real 8th principal of McQuarrie Middle School, instead was a local grocery store clerk.” “Then who was?”
“It says the real 8th principal was someone named Quincy Tremble II. “Wow, I bet know one besides us,” said Tommy. “And nobody will,” said someone behind us. We all turned around to see the two new teachers, Mr and Mrs. Yona. “Uh, oh!” we all said at once. “Quincy Tremble was the eighth principal of the school, but he was soon kicked out because he was never serious,” said Mr. Yona. “He made a lot of origami, let kids goof off, and always made silly school rules,” said Mrs. Yona “And now that you know…” “You are kicked out of this school and will have a talk with the local officals.”
Then someone jumped over the teachers heads and stood in front of us. “Is that who I think it is?” said Mr. Yona. “Yes, it is I, Quincy Tremble II! Leave these kids alone!” Then he brought out an origami Quentin Trembly from Gravity Falls. He fought the teachers with his origami. “Lets get out of here!” Mr. Quincy yelled.
We ran up the stairs and through the wall that had opened up again. The teachers followed and cornered us. “Now, lets go see the principal,” Mr. Yona said. “Wait a minute,” said Alex, “Mr. Quincy, did you every resign from being principal?” “No, I ran out of the school after they tried to bring me to the police,” he said “Well, then technically you are still the principal, so you guys have to talk to him!” “What!?” the teachers said.
“As the principal of this school, I order you to pretend like this never happened and take a week long vacation. “I’ve heard the restaurants are pretty good around here,” said Mr Yona. Then the two teachers walked away talking about the vacation.
“Thanks Mr. Quincy!” said Tommy, “How did you know we were down here?” “I came here to pick some things that belonged to me, (origami frogs, origami cranes, etc.) in that secret room I made,” he said, “But then I saw the wall open and ran down to see what was going on.”
“Here, I want you to all have something,” he said. He gave me a brand new pencil (YES!), he gave James a wooden sword, Alex the origami Quentin Trembly, and Tommy an origami key.
“Use these things for fun, but also wisely, and find the treasures of this school.” Then he ran out the door and yelled. “Quincy, away!”
Attack of the Clones: by Kellen and his recording-thingy:
So a few days after Harvey brought his Origami Gideon, Alex had a bunch of Origami Dipper Clones on his fingers, in addition to Origami Dipper. And he had an Origami Paper Jam Dipper taped to one of his hands because all the fingers were full. Let me explain. So there’s this Gravity Falls episode where Dipper makes a bunch of clones: 9 clones, plus himself. Dipper himself is called “Dipper Classic”, the first clone he makes is called Clone Number 2/Tyrone, the 3rd clone is called Number 3, and so on and so on. That’s 10 Dippers, 9 of them being clones.
Also, he makes the clones with this Magic Copier Machine. There’s another clone who can’t even speak English, and instead makes weird noises. This is because the paper he came out of was from a paper jam. His name is Paper Jam Dipper. So that’s why Alex made Origami Dipper Clones. Of course, they’re not as impressive as a Magic Copier Machine, but they were made from a copier. Alex put the original Origami Dipper on a regular copier machine, then stuck some paper in the copy machine that was folded the exact same way, so it worked!
As for Paper Jam Dipper, he just crumpled that a lot when he was done. In the show, he made the clones to help him impress Wendy, but Alex made the clones for a different reason. He made them to conquer Harvey, because 2 origami heads are better than 1. Great decision, right? Something really bad happened, but it got fixed in the end. So here’s what happened:
Alex: Check this out! Origami Dipper Clones!
Harvey: Those are so stupid! Great, now we have MORE stupid origami from Alex.
Me: Don’t ruin them with water like in the show, Harvey!
Alex: Gee, thanks, Kellen. Now you gave him ideas. That’s just fantastic.
Me: Oh.
Harvey: Thanks, Kellen! Alex, either give the clones to me so I can use them, or I’ll ruin them with water. I have a water bottle, you know! And I have a soda can, too.
Alex: Give them to you? Yeah, fat chance!
Harvey: Suit yourself… (grabs water bottle)
Alex: Ahh! OK, hear you go! (gives origami clones to Harvey)
Harvey: Ha ha ha! I have you now! Origami clones, attack Origami Dipper Classic!
Origami clones now in the hands of Harvey: HA HA HA!
Harvey: Alex, pick one: get Origami Dipper cut with a pair of scissors, get him ruined by getting soaked with water, or get him crumpled. It’s your choice.
Alex: None of them!
Harvey: I’m sorry, but I take that to mean you chose for Origami Dipper to get soaked with water. So your wish is my command.
And then he picked up the water bottle, opened it, and flicked it with his wrist, and it looked like it was headed toward Origami Dipper. It looked like Origami Dipper was gonna get soaked. But let’s hit the pause button. Or to be more accurate, the Slow Down button. It went by quickly, but it felt like slow motion. Suddenly, I heard a voice in my head that said words I thought I would never hear again. Words that saved me from major humiliation. The words that proved to me that Origami Yoda is Jedi-Wise: “All of pants you must wet.”
And it was in that exact same Origami Yoda voice. One of the worst Yoda impressions of all time. So I followed that advice. I got right in front of the water, and I stood right where it would hit me. Somehow, that single bottle was enough to get all of my pants wet, or at least most of them. Since it was all my pants, it didn’t look like I had peed in them, so that was good. I blocked the water, so Origami Dipper didn’t get soaked! Then, I grabbed Harvey’s soda can, grabbed all the Origami Dipper Clones, and put them into the soda can. The clones got soaked!
Except for Origami Dipper Clone Number 2/Tyrone. (Alex marked them all- except for Origami Paper Jam Dipper- with a number on the back) somehow, when I tried to drop it in, I missed and it landed on the floor. I grabbed it away from Harvey and gave it back to Alex. The clone was once again a good guy. But then, Harvey grabbed Origami Dipper Clone Number 2/Tyrone back, stole some other kid’s soda can, and put Origami Tyrone in there! He was soaked.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”, I yelled. “It’s OK.”, said Origami Dipper. “Harvey will get what he deserves.” Just then, a lunch lady came our way. She saw the whole thing happen, so she got really mad at Harvey, and I didn’t know that Lunch Ladies were allowed to give kids detention, but she gave him detention for a whole month! And he was already in detention!
So I think Origami Dipper is wise, because he predicted that Harvey would get what he deserves, and right at that moment, Harvey got in trouble! Did Origami Dipper and/or Alex start this whole thing just to get Harvey another month of detention? If that’s the case, then it was a totally brilliant plan. I know Tommy said he wanted stories about Alex’s other origami characters, but this was so mind-blowing I had to write it! So that’s how I know that Origami Dipper is wise.
Origami Blendin Blandin: by Quavondo:
I got this information from Alex, so he might’ve gotten the details mixed up. But here’s what he said happened:
Alex was walking in the hallway with Origami Dipper to borrow a Blue Sharpie from the Art Teacher. All of a sudden, he bumped into this kid with an Origami finger puppet. Alex said it looked like a character from the TV show named “Blendin Blandin”. “Hey, watch wherte you’re going!”, said Origami Dipper. The kid ran away in a hurry. Confused, he kept walking. When he got to the Art room, he asked the teacher to borrow the Blue Sharpie.
“I’m sorry, but you just missed it.”, she said. “This kid with a paper finger puppet rushed in, and said it was urgent that he needed to borrow one. Confused, I gave him one. He thanked me, and ran out the door at the speed of light. As he was running, he looked around, as if to make sure nobody else saw him.” Alex asked a few more questions about what the kid looked like and stuff like that, and sure enough, the description matched the kid he ran into.
I know this doesn’t prove or disprove the wisdom of any origami characters that Alex has, but it might soon. So that’s my story, Tommy.
Fold Fighters: by Sara:
So Harvey brought this “Origami Robbie” to school. It had an origami black hoodie with a pierced heart drawn on. It was really weird. I don’t know how this all happened, but Origami Robbie/Harvey challenged Origami Dipper/Alex to an origami FIGHT! All of a sudden, this mysterious kid who was wearing a mask ran up, and said to Alex, “Here’s Origami Rumble McSkirmish. Use it!”
He ran away really quickly. “Origami Rumble McSkirmish?”, asked Origami Dipper. “He’s my favorite video game character!” So Origami Rumble McSkirmish defended Origami Dipper. “Just scare him, don’t attack him.”, said Origami Dipper. “We need our REVENGE! He crumpled your folder!” “Uh, right…”, said Origami Dipper. “Origami Rumble McSkirmish?”, asked Origami Robbie. “Lame!” “But then, the mysterious kid returned. “I gave you Origami Rumble McSkirmish. I have decided that I will use him instead of you!”, said the mysterious kid.
The mysterious kid grabbed some scissors and chased after Origami Robbie. “But Harvey and Origami Robbie just need a good scare! Don’t cut him!”, said Alex. So we all had to chase after the mysterious kid. Origami Robbie and Harvey got scared and ran away. “ALRIGHT ALREADY! HE DIDN’T CRUMPLE MY FOLDER!”, yelled Origami Dipper. “WHAT?!”, yelled Origami Rumble.
“We must fight. You lied to me!” “I know.”, said Origami Dipper. “But just as the pen is mightier than the sword, the school bell is mightier than the Origami Rumble.” “School bell? A bell is no match for my power!” “Sorry, but I have to get to class.”, said Alex. Just then, the bell rang. It was passing time. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”, yelled Origami Rumble. Just then, a Blue Sharpie fell out of the Mysterious Kid’s pocket. The Mysterious Kid quickly picked it up as if it was really important. “YOU SAW NOTHING!”, yelled the Mysterious Kid.
Return of the Origami Mini-Elvis: by Lance
Yeah, the title of this chapter explains it. Harvey made a new Origami Mini-Elvis/Origami ‘Lil Gideon. He also made an Origami Bud Gleeful (Gideon’s Dad). This whole thing just blew my mind. So Harvey had this origami news announcer, and the Origami News Announcer went up to Alex, and said these words to Origami Stan: “You just won 1 million origami versions of YOU folded from 1 million individual dollar bills!” Alex tried to reject the offer, but Origami Stan said, “I’LL TAKE IT!”.
“Just sign here.”, said the Origami News Announcer. “No, don’t, Origami Stan! It’s a trap!”, said Alex. But Origami Stan “signed” the contract, and Harvey put ‘Lil Gideon on his finger. “Surprise! Harvey made a new version of me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You just signed over the Origami Mystery Shack to ‘Lil Ol’ Me!” “Yeah! Except look at my ‘signature’, and you’ll have second thoughts.” “What?! Your signature says ‘Suck a lemon, little man!’ How did you know it was me?!” “Just a lucky guess.”
Harvey stormed off with ‘Lil Gideon on his finger. Something told me that calling it “Mini-Elvis” again would be a bad idea. Alex took us to the art room, and showed us The Origami Mystery Shack, so apparently his origami characters stay there. The art teacher seems really nice to let him have the Origami Mystery Shack there. So we were hanging out in the art room, and Tommy needed a marker, but the art teacher was out of the room and he couldn’t reach it because it was on a shelf near the ceiling.
Alex held up his arm, and Origami Dipper said, “I can get it!”, but Origami Soos said, “Sorry, but Origami Mabel is made from a bigger piece of paper. She should get it.” “What?!”, screamed Origami Dipper. “Fine, then, measure us, Alex!” So that’s just what Alex did. We found out that Origami Mabel is an inch taller than Origami Mabel. Origami Dipper was mad. But then, apparently he read from this “Origami Book 3″, and found a description of this really sticky tape that you can put paper on to make an origami object bigger.
It also had a description of these really good scissors that could make origami objects smaller by cutting them. So Alex left all of his origami except Dipper at the Origami Mystery Shack, and he followed the clues and found the scissors and tape hidden somewhere in McQuarrie Middle School. So Dipper used the tape, came back, and Origami Mabel and him had a fight and they kept growing and shrinking until they were both finally their original heights. But then Harvey showed up with the Origami Mini-Elvis.
“Maybe he didn’t see us use the objects and he doesn’t know that they’re special objecfts used for shrinking and growing origami objects.”, said Mabel. “You’re kidding, right?”, said Origami Dipper. So Origami Mini-Elvis/’Lil Gideon/Harvey cut them to make them shorter. Then Harvey took them out of Alex’s hand. “NOOOOOOOOOO!”, said Alex, in a Darth Vader-like style. Eventually, we got them back, and here’s what happened according to school security cameras:
(Harvey puts them down on a table in the library)
Harvey: MWAHAHAHA! Let’s crumple them, ‘Lil Gideon!
Actually, that’s about it. The rest I know because I came in the door. “We’ve caught you red-handed, Harvey!”, said Alex. “Dang it!”, said Harvey. “Oh, so you think you can defeat me? Yeah, right!”, said Origami Mini-Elvis. But then Kellen took Dipper and Mabel and the pieces that were cut off of them. Then we ran away. Here’s what happened next, revealed by security cameras:
Origami Bud Gleeful: Don’t worry, Origami Gideon! You’ll get your revenge someday.
Mini-Elvis: It’s not just revenge! I want the PHYSICAL Origami Mystery Shack!
Origami Bud Gleeful: But why?
Mini-Elvis: Because it contains a secret you couldn’t begin to IMAGINE!
Halloween: by Tommy
So back in October, a Gravity Falls episode called Summerween came out. Apparently Gravity Falls celebrates Halloween twice a year: in October, and in June. The one in June is called Summerween. Of course, there’s no school during summer (it takes place in late June, not early June), so Alex had to celebrate it on the normal date. Too bad Dwight is at Tippett Academy, because in 6th Grade we had the best Halloween ever with him. Anyway, there was a Halloween Express near McQuarrie, so a few days after the Summerween episode came out, we all went there after school.
And unfortunately, that included Harvey. We all bought Star Wars costumes: I bought a Luke Skywalker costume, Kellen bought a Han Solo costume, Mike bought an R2-D2 costume, Quavando bought a C-3PO costume, Sara bought a Princess Leia costume, Alex bought an Anakin Skywalker costume, and Harvey was too busy goofing off to buy anything (Rhondella was sick that day and Amy was on vacation). Not that he would buy anything, anyway- he was too busy making fun of us for buying Halloween costumes.
“Shut up, Harvey.”, said Kellen. “You’re just jealous of us because our houses didn’t get TPd or egged last year, unlike your house.” “I bet you guys TPd and egged my house last year. Why would anyone else do that to my house on Halloween?”, said Harvey. “We didn’t do that to your house, Harvey. And the reason why other kids did that to your house was because your parents gave out horrible candy to trick-or-treaters, while our parents gave out awesome candy.”, I said.
“Uh, they didn’t give out candy, and the stuff they DID give out WASN’T horrible. They gave out those little pretzels, pennies, and pencils.”, said Harvey. “That’s even worse than bad candy, because that isn’t candy. Money is only good if it’s a lot of money, and pennies aren’t exactly worth a winning lottery ticket.”, I said. “We’ll see who has the last laugh. MWAHAHAHA!”, said Harvey. So we paid for our costumes, and then we all went home. Harvey stayed in the store.
“Hey, dude, maybe you made a mistake criticizing that non-candy stuff.”, said Origami Soos. ”Nah, Tommy’s right. That stuff is horrible to give to trick-or-treaters.”, said Origami Dipper. “Then, Origami Robbie appeared on Alex’s finger, next to Origami Wendy. “You’re going trick-or-treating?”, said Origami Robbie. “Come on, Robbie. He’s not going trick-or-treating, he’s too old for that.”, said Origami Wendy. Then she turned to Origami Dipper and asked, “Right?” “Uh, of course I’m not going trick-or-treating. That’s for little kids. If I was, of course, then I would hate to get all that non-candy stuff.”, said Origami Dipper.
“Well, my friend Origami Tambry is having a Halloween party on Halloween at 9:00 PM. Will you come?”, said Origami Wendy. “Uh… sure!”, said Origami Dipper. The next day at school, Origami Wendy and Origami Robbie weren’t there. “As I was saying yesterday, maybe you made a mistake criticizing that non-candy stuff.”, said Origami Soos. “How so?”, asked Origami Dipper. “The Origami Halloween Trickster! According to the legend, he crumples origami characters who lack the Halloween spirit.”
“Me and Origami Mabel have plenty of Halloween spirit. We’ll be fine.”, said Origami Dipper. Then when Halloween came, we all got in our costumes and met at Sara’s house. Alex even decorated his origami characters: Mabel as a Jelly jar, Soos as- actually, I have no idea what Soos was decorated as, but I could tell Alex decorated him as something- and Origami Stan as a vampire. But Origami Dipper looked normal. “I’m not trick-or-treating, guys. I’m going to a party with Origami Wendy.”
“What?! You love Halloween!”, said Origami Mabel. “Not this year”, he responded. “Oh, really?”, said a mysterious voice. Then Harvey came with an Origami Halloween Trickster! I somehow recognized it. “You have insulted me. You and your friends must collect 500 pieces of candy by the time the last jack-o-lantern goes out, or all of Alex’s origami figures shall be CRUMPLED!”, said the Trickster. “Alright, fine!”, said Origami Dipper. So then Alex decorated Dipper as a peanut butter jar (Mabel was a jelly jar- peanut butter and jelly!).
We walked towards Dwight’s house since he’s Sara’s next-door neighbor, but the Trickster said, “Trick-or-treat at that house, and you will be immediately crumpled by Harvey!” Then Harvey ran away. So we skipped that house. Eventually, we got to 499 pieces. Then Origami Wendy came with Alex’s friend, and she saw Dipper trick-or-treating, and Origami Dipper admitted the truth. “The party was lame, anyway. Robbie decided to go home because he got crumpled.”, said Origami Wendy.
So Alex’s friend tagged along, and we didn’t see any jack-o-lanterns that were still lit up. “NOOOOOOOOO!”, said Kellen. “We still need one piece of candy before all the jack-o-lanterns go out!” Then, we saw this crazy old guy, and he hadn’t put his jack-o-lantern out yet. But then the crazy old guy was right about to SMASH his jack-o-lantern with an anvil! “No! Stop!”, said Alex. Kellen slapped the old guy across the face. We all breathed a sigh of relief… which put out the jack-o-lantern.
Then Harvey came with the Trickster on his finger. “Time’s up! But before you get crumpled, give Harvey here the 499 pieces you DID collect.”, said the Trickster. “What?! That’s why you forced us to get all this candy?”, I said. “Well, DUH! I knew this would motivate you to get a lot of candy. That way I could get a lot of candy without trick-or-treating, and without buying it: trick-or-treating is for little kids, and buying it would cost too much. Honestly, I wouldn’t have crumpled Alex’s origami characters if you had gotten 1 more piece of candy. But either way, your candy is for ME!”, said Harvey. Then he took our trick-or-treat bags and ran away.
Disappointed, we went to Sara’s house. “Too bad we just lost 499 pieces of candy.”, said Alex. But then Sara’s mom came, and gave us a TON of candy! (No, it wasn’t actually 2000 pounds) So it all worked out.
Note from SWF Max: The next part is coming soon!
Superdrawing
by
SF Anakin skywalker
NEWS
BY GFF MAX
In celebration of upcoming book, art2-d2’s guide to folding and doodling an origami yoda activity book artoo-gami is coming back with SB artoo it will be called art2-gami it is currently under construction and it is planning to be launched in October
HONORABLE MENTIONS
GFF MAX :NEWS SUPERSTORY
SF NICHOLAS C : NEWS
SF ANAKIN SKYWALKER: SUPERDOODLE
SF CJ :SUPERSTORY ORIGAMI WORD OF THE WEEK
SF JACKSON H: COOL CRAFT
TOM ANGLEBERGER : FOR WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
THE SUPERFOLDERS: FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER issue 4
Word of the week
By SF Jackson H
Yodariffic” It means as awesome as Yoda.
News
By SF Nicholas C
Catch tom at star wars conventions!!!
Soon he will be doing origami around the world!! I know it, so pick up a copy of origami yoda books at your bookstore and give it a great online review!!!!!!
Superstory
By SF Megan/Phred
A note before the story:
Have you ever wondered what happened before fortune wookie before darth paper before origami yoda????? Well this is that story
The Case File
By Tommy
Ok I’m writing this case file because……… Don’t tell anyone but I like a girl I know gross girls have cooties but I really like her my best friend Kellen is the only one who knows I wanted to tell my other friend Harvey but he is a loud mouth one time I told him a secret about how I still had a night light and he blabbed to the whole class at show and tell and everyone was laughing luckily Sara was out sick or I would have died so what do I do? see the whole crush thing is new to me so i let Harvey comment on each story I didn’t tell him the whole story I just asked his opinion on different story’s leaving out the whole reason for the case file easy enough ? See it all started on my birthday
The worst and best party ever
By Tommy
a few weeks before the first day of third grade it was August 8th my birthday see I invited all my class for the party at first I was disappointed because a lot of kids I don’t like we’re gonna come like Dwight Jen mike Tater tot Brianna
And Haley it’s not that I don’t like them it’s just Brianna Haley and Jen are always the texting makeup type which by the way they are way to young for though Jen doesn’t talk to Brianna and Haley. Tater tot is the jock who always brags about winning mike cries all the time and Dwight, Dwight is just weird Sara who is his next door neighbor and she Sees him sitting in holes in his backyard but my mom invited the whole class like it or not so here’s how the day went
pin the tail on the donkey was fun until some one stuck the clowns Mr. Good clown funs ( he has no relation to Mr. good clean fun as far as we know )
flower and the water sprayed on Brianna’s hair and then Harvey made a smart comment like now you match the clown and both the clown and Brianna were offended so they left and of coarse Haley goes wherever Brianna does but it was for the better I hate clowns then we opened gifts and i got a comic 20 bucks a backpack markers Uno 5 gift cards a book and a piece of paper I guessed Dwight gave me that because no one else would give such a stupid gift but Dwight was so exited he said it was origami paper and that origami was his favorite hobby I said it was cool even though I didn’t think much of it then we played the three legged race my partner was Sara we ran as fast as possible but Sara’s like a foot taller than me so I fell and we both had mud all over us we didn’t win actually Kellen and Rhondella won they made a pretty good team but I didn’t care I’d lost Sara was laughing and helped me up Then it was time for the piñata tater tot won on the first try but he hit the bees nest too so we had to go inside and we had cup cakes and punch Dwight took a big gulp of punch and someone made a bad joke and Dwight spewed on the cupcakes and the party’s over but in the end the party wasn’t that big of a bummer so here in this case file I’m going to put down all of the adventures of McQuarrie elementary school
I will call it the strange case of third grade
Harvey’s comment I want my 20 bucks back!
My comment no way!
Godzilla eats my homework
By Kellen
um Aaah hi its me uh Kellen and uh Tommy is gonna write down like uh what i say because I Aaah don’t like writing things down ‘cuz its like homework and uh I don’t like uh homework so like you can uh edit it out when i say uh and stuff like uh that
so I was at school and before class we hangout in the library me Tommy and Harvey sit at one table and Sara Rhondella and Amy sit at another so we were listening to Harvey talk about how bad some movie he saw was i think it was called the vampire vs. the parasites when Rhondella walks in with a Godzilla comic i mean wow how many girls read comics? About Godzilla no less! Tommy saw me looking at her and said
go on Kellen just go over but then Harvey heard and asked what it was about and Tommy and I shut up for the rest of the day so later at recess I was riding a skateboard when I fell and broke my board (in my defense riding down the slide on a skateboard after it rained was the most awesome idea ever! I just forgot the peanut butter) but she was right there and helped me up even when all the girls were laughing at me of course I said something smart like uh thanks I um hi but she just laughed waved and went off to jump rope with the girls and it was actually worth it even thou i lost my PS2 for a month and sense my homework was in my pocket it got ripped up so bad that when I turned it in my new math teacher Mr. Howell sent me to principle Rabbski’s office because he thought I destroyed it to get out of work and when I went there after I told her about what happened she sent me to the nurse but at least I got out of PE
Harvey’s comment wow what’s more stupid you doing that or a girl actually talking to you
My comment ok so Harvey found out but its ok ill explain in the next chapter
I lose twenty bucks
By Tommy
We were in the library before school like always and Kellen and I were looking at the girls table a lot and not listening to Harvey and Harvey said
What the Jabba! You guys like them! Then Kellen said Shhh shut up
Oh ya I’m gonna shut up about the only interesting thing that happened this school year Harvey said way to loud a few people were staring
It’s only been a week I pointed out
A boring week but I could be bribed into changing my mind Harvey smirked evilly and I realized we were not going to win this battle so I said
Fine Harvey if you keep your mouth shut I’ll give you my birthday money
Harvey looked satisfied
Deal!
Then we shook hands and he started yelling about how I was jamming my hand into the web of his thumb or something like that and the librarian Mrs. Calhoun had to come over and give Harvey a trip to the principal’s office and Kellen and I got kicked out of the library for “disrupting the learning environment” as principal Rabbski would say
Harvey’s comment I don’t know why I even talk to you guys if you don’t listen
My comment why don’t you stop talking to us it would really help.
Fun night
By Tommy
Ok so for the start of 3rd grade they decided they would start fun night basically a stupid dance that you have to pay to go too its ether money or a canned food item I brought a can of peaches now Kellen Harvey and I didn’t know where to go were not good dancers we don’t really have a group of people to talk too so we sat on the stage at the end of the gym its meant for assemblies there was a crowd there
Lance Mike Quavondo Dwight Caroline (a fourth grader) Harvey Kellen and me
As we sat down Sara walked in she looked amazing her usually strait black hair was now curled she was wearing a light purple dress she practically glowed as she walked Kellen was looking at Rhondella so intensely I thought he was going faint I guess she looked good too she had her hair in a pony tail a jean skirt and a tee shirt that said “not your average girl” I had to yell in his ear to snap him out of it and Harvey kept saying ask her to dance but I could tell he just wanted to see me get rejected so we sat there the rest of the night and every Friday night since
Harvey’s comment oh come on I just wanted to see you dance with a girl and then get rejected after she sees your dancing
My comment oh ya thanks hey my dancing is just as good as your chicken dance
Origami
Jabba
By SF JC
Cool craft
R2d2 Instrux
By SF Megan/Phred
Use printer paper sideways
- Fold top left corner down 4 ½ inches
- Do the same to the top right corner
- Fold bottom up so it overlaps by 2 inches
- Flip over
- Fold the side corners in
- Fold the sides in so you can see some of it peeking out the bottom
- Fold the top corner down
- Doodle and you’re done!
News
By SF Megan/Phred
Today august eighth at 4:00 pm eastern time I will be having my 1000 views party so please check it out go to the SuperFolder talk zone page to talk live with SuperFolders or go to the 1000 views party page either way you don’t want to miss it
Honorable mentions
SF JC ORIGAMI
SF NICHOLAS C NEWS
SF JACKSON H WORD OF THE WEEK
The Weekly SuperFolder issue 3
WORD OF THE WEEK
By
SF Robby
Slugbug: as awesome or rare as a slugbug!
News
By SF Hansel
there’s an evil hacker who will hack anything or anyone! His name might starts with D.
I (SuperFolder Megan/Phred) would like to warn all of you but please do not try to get the hackers attention or you might get in trouble please notify an adult if you get hacked
Cool Craft ( this is sorta a craft because origami will be a part of the party)
By SF Megan/Phred
sfmeganphred.wordpress.com is close to 1000 views right now we have about 960 and I’m going to have a party when we reach 1000 (I have calculated that we will reach our gole within the time of the party ) so for the party we will have a new website look (to vote go to the home page and scroll down two or three posts and vote for the new look) ill post instrux origami a new newspaper and a SuperFolder talk zone page so go to my site on the 8th of September to join the fun you guys can send stuff in too and ill post it for the party have a Fizzpop day!
News
By SF JC
I wanted to give you guys a bit of good news….(drumroll)
YODAMASTER MADE ME THE SOLE-KEEPER OF YODAMATION UNTIL DECEMBER!!!
With this great power, comes great responsibility! (Spider-Fold told me that), so, for the first new project out of YodaMation……
Vacuum Cleaner Vengeance!!!
The Plot:
Origami Yoda accidentally turns on an angry vacuum cleaner, and is in for a scary surprise!
Thanks, Yodamaster and Bobafett1212!
Origami instrux
Origami dwarf
by SF JC.
1. Fold the top sides down, but at an angle, so that it kinda looks like the Cover Darth Paper helmet sides.
2. Fold both sides back, just at the tips of the “helmet.”
3. Turn Over.
4. Pull out the sides that we folded back, and fold both sides to form a point.
5. Squash-fold down the sides, and fold bottom tip behind.
6. Fold a quarter of the bottom up, so that the tip is facing down.
7. Do step 6. two more times, then fold the tip one more time, down OVER the zig-zag, forming a triangle-shape just under the side “edges.”
8. Fold both sides back, without completely folding back the edges, and fold the top down, to complete the helmet.
9. Draw face on, in-between helmet openings, and color the “beard” (the tip).
Origami character suggestions
This is getting postponed until next week sorry
Origami
general g
By SF CJ
SUPERSTORY
By SF EvilJawa
The Amiri Stories
Chapter 1- The Begining
The sun had risen and the young Roming arose from the bed. “Morning already? I gotta get to Maskards!” He got up and ran outside. Ran across the field and over the creek, to Maskard the elf’s, a kind old fellow, and knocked on the door. “Maskard? You there?” Maskard replied, “Yes! I’m coming, I’m coming!” He opened the door. “Yarel! I been waiting for you. I have something for you.” “Yes? What is it?” “A sword. The Fire Sword. “The What?” “The Fire Sword of Amiri. Now, come, come, sit down. I want to tell you a story about it.” “Okay.” Yarel replied.
Chapter 2- The Story
“A long time ago in a galaxly far, far away… WAIT! WRONG STORY! Ok, I believe this one is right. A long time ago, a man named Gladimer was walking down the road, then all of a sudden, he saw a sword of all things! The Fire Sword. He picked it up and took it home. He studied it. It was a fine sword, and he took it everywhere. One day, and great event came and I do not know what it was, but Gladimer turned evil and somehow he lost the Fire Sword. He now wants it back to use it for evil. We must destroy it.It fell into the posession of me, because it was found by a relative, and passed down to me as a gift. I was told that a “Chosen One”, a Roming, would be the one to destroy it, and kill the now, Lord Gladimer. You Yarel, are that one.”
Contest
By SF Megan/Phred
i will put up …………….a contest i will give out origami instrux your choice
the first person to comment (just scroll down the past the other newspapers and press comment ) and say hi can please be entered in the contest i want an origami and then put whatever origami character you want i’m open to more than just Star Wars i can do books like: hunger games,series of unfortunate events, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Narnia The BIBLE . or i can do movies like: marvel comics stuff (like avengers spiderman x man kinda stuff) lord of the rings (i know its a book too but i only watched the movie never read the books yet) princess bride ( it sounds girly but its really not it was a book too but the book stinks) batman (batman begins only i haven’t seen the other ones yet ) veggie tales i also do computer stuff like: angry birds fruit ninja jet pack joyride club penguin ToonTown.
enter quick if a few people post around the same time i will give all of them instrux max three thanks and have a fizzpop day
HONORABLE MENTIONS
SF CJ : ORIGAMI
SF JC : INSTRUX NEWS
SF HANSEL : NEWS
SF ROBBY : WORD OF THE WEEK
SF EVILJAWA: SUPERSTORY
TOM ANGLEBERGER: WRITING THE STOOKY ORIGAMI YODA BOOKS
ALL THE SUPERFOLDERS FOR THIS WAS MADE FOR THEM
The Weekly SuperFolder Issue 2
Word of the week
By SF Anakin Skywalker
“scissor hands” means as epic as Edward Scissorhands
News
Hello, SF Nicholas C has just found out Tom Angleberger, and Webmaster Sam (who may be real) are trying to break the record for most views on a website a day, and i found out a way to help, we need to visit his website at least 10 times a day! Together we can break the 5,000 views record. People we can break the record if we try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Origami character suggestions
By StarWarsFan Max
“Sup? This is SWF Max with origami character suggestions!
Leave a comment requesting a so-and-so origami character
(e.g an origami Phineas from Phineas and Ferb )
And I’ll pick my favorite one and in the next issue I’ll write it with that origami Charector, and then you guys can suggest a new character. I might use previus weeks one in addition to that weeks character, but not always. Peace out! And leave a comment
An Interview with Tom Angleberger
By SF Hansel
> 1. How did you get the idea for Origami Yoda?
I saw a Kawahata Yoda on the Internet. It was too hard to fold, so I made my own… Which turned out to be a finger puppet.
> 2. Who inspired you? Daniel Pinkwater, a great author
> 3. What was the first book you have ever made?
Horton Halfpott
> 4. What is your favorite movie? hard to choose…. Both A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back are way up there!
> 5. In what year do you think your 4th book will come out? 2013
> 6: If you were not an author what would you be?
a reporter. I was a reporter for 15 years… Thank you for the interview!
SuperStory
By JC
Origami Chewbacca
Emperor Papertine’s Arrival
By Tommy
Ok, so I decided not to write this into my most recent case file, because it really doesn’t have any information key to the cause of the last one. (See “Darth Paper Strikes Back: An Origami Yoda Book” for that case) Anyway, THIS story isn’t really a case file, but it is something that my mom wanted done for an “Educational Writing Experience.” Basically, I’m forced to go to a writing class for the summer, and at the end of summer vacation, I have to read something about my childhood. And, since I never wrote it down, I’m doing it now; by writing about probably the most interesting thing that happened to me in 7th grade; save Dwight’s ingenious plan to be able to go to Tippett Academy with Caroline Broom.
…The ULTIMATE BATTLE between Good and Evil, Origami Chewbacca vs. Emperor Papertine! Here it is…
Just then, when all hope was lost, EMPEROR PAPERTINE himself burst through the door!
“Jedi Fools,” He yelled, “you will not stop me!”
The person who’s finger Papertine sat on laughed. I knew that laugh, but I couldn’t place it, we were, after all, in the almost pitch black auditorium. Then, Kellen did something I didn’t think he would do in a million years! But wait, I’m getting ahead of myself, I’ll just start from the beginning…
Darth Paper’s Announcement
By Tommy
This all started on that first month, when Origami Yoda, the amazing creation of my friend, Dwight Tharp, and Darth Paper, an Origami villain created by Dwight’s nemesis, Harvey Cunningham, began fighting in class. All of this was getting kinda old, but then, something REALLY WEIRD happened… In Biology class, Harvey stood up and yelled to the class, in his high, squeaky voice,
“Darth Paper has an announcement!”
I didn’t know what to think, I mean, Harvey was usually talking just to annoy us, but today, he seemed serious.
“There is a great disturbance in the Force,” Darth Paper said, “my old master, Emperor Papertine, has contacted me, and has a message for you all, bullies as well.”
Zack Martin’s eyes lit up.
“He is coming to McQuarrie Middle School, and if you do not do what I tell you, he will destroy all of you, except for the bullies. For them, he will keep them in mind, and give them all Origami apprentices. And as for the rest of you, you must prepare for his arrival, immediately! We need a giant vat of cheese, a ladder, and a welcome banner! he is said to come at the end of the month, right after lunchtime.”
Normally, I would expect this from Dwight, but Harvey? No way! It all went downhill from there…
Origami Yoda and the Return of the Wookie
By Tommy, interviewing Kellen Campbell of McQuarrie Middle School
Me:
Kellen, what do you remember about Origami Chewbacca?
Kellen:
Oh, I thought that was a gorilla with a tie on!
Me:
Well?
Kellen:
Oh, yeah! Well, Origami Yoda was like, “Hrrm, listen to Darth Paper we must,” and I was like,”Why should we listen to him?” And he was like,“MUST!!!”
He does seem to have a habit of saying that. Anyway, then Dwight puts Origami Yoda in his pocket, and grabs his backpack! So, he opens it, and brings out Origami Chewbacca!
Me:
Wow, you just said an entire paragraph without going “Um…” And “Hmmm…..”
Kellen:
It’s big for me, but we are going into 8th grade once summer is over.
Me:
True.
Kellen:
Anyway, Origami Chewbacca couldn’t really talk like the other things Dwight made, but, then again, Origami Yoda is the only one who gives great advice! And, Origami Chewbacca goes “Roar!”And I go “Cool!”
So, I think that when Dwight told Chewie and Yoda about Emperor Papertine, they were ready to help us!
Me: Thanks for your time, Kellen.
Kellen:
No prob.
(Subject talks about how summer is going and topic changes)
Origami Chewbacca and September Fool’s Day
By Murky, Tommy’s partner in “Educational Writing Experiences”
Well, Tommy was sick from school (and sick of Harvey) one day, so I get to write about what happened that day.
So, Dwight walks into school with a VERY straight face, and I hated it. He was, for that day, completely sane! No problem with him at all! So, I walk up to him, and he just has a completely normal conversation with me! Then he pulls out Origami Chewbacca, and makes him talk, in a rather growly voice.
“The Emperor has captured Kellen in the bathroom!”
Well, since Kellen has had bad bathroom problems before, I decided I would try to save him! When I walk in, I find Kellen, hung up on a bathroom stall door by his underwear, and whining “Murky! Help me!” “Ok!” I respond.
After I “save” Kellen, he tells me what really happened.
“Ok, Harvey has crossed the line! This morning, he hung me up on that door, and brought in like, half of the 7th grade, just to have a laugh!” Kellen explained.
Afterward, I went over to the Lunch table, (I took Tommy’s seat that day) and I asked Dwight why he lied.
“Purple!” said Dwight, smearing his biscuits in gravy like a maniac. I suspect that just that morning, he went into the bathroom, saw Kellen, and decided to make a joke. Before my mom drove me back home, I asked Dwight a second time.
“Happy September Fool’s Day!” he replied. So, I didn’t get my answer as clear as I wanted, but oh well.
Harvey’s comment: Yeah, sure! Like Dwight didn’t make enough of a fool of himself without my help!
Origami Chewbacca and the Battle of Cashyyk! (A Dollar Bill Origami Planet)
By Tommy
When I returned the next day, I was greeted by same old, crazy, paper folding Dwight, and Origami Yoda.
“Help Origami Chewbacca, you must,” he said, “His favorite place in Dwight’s room, the dollar bill origami pile, under attack it is, by Crease Dooku, and his army of Origami Battle Droids!”
“Ok, how can I help him?”
“Origami Admiral Ackbar I have, helpful he will be,” said Origami Yoda.
So, I went over to Dwight’s house, blindfolded, of course, so I couldn’t see “The Horror,” as he said it. When I took off my blindfold, I was staring at a GIANT pile of Origami STAR WARS figures, all made of dollar bills! So, I dive in, and Dwight pops out from the pile!
“So, Tommy, are you ready to try?” asked Dwight.
“Do, or do not, there is no try,” I said to Dwight, in my best Yoda voice. Origami Chewbacca practically appears on Dwight’s finger, and tells me “Help me, please!”
I almost felt sorry for that piece of paper. I went in, with Origami Admiral Ackbar on my finger, and battled the Battle Droids! When it looked like victory, Crease Dooku emerged on Dwight’s finger, and we had the coolest light-paper duel ever!
Harvey’s Comment: Ok, this proves how crazed Dwight is, not only does he believe in a paperwad, but he also uses good money on stuff that could just be folded with regular paper! Then again, nothing is “normal” with weirdo Dwight.
Tommy’s Comment: (Soapy Talk)
Origami Chewbacca and the Final Week
By Tommy, with helpful (and un-helpful) information from Kellen, Dwight, and Harvey
Ok…The final week…Deep stuff.
Well, Sara and I have been preparing the school for Emperor Papertine’s arrival, and Lance and Quavondo helped, too. Sadly, Sara and I never got to talk, but, then again, when did we talk that year? But then, Harvey came with Darth Paper. “Your preparations betray you,” Darth Paper said, “your feelings for this event are strong,” he continued.
“Harvey, why are you trying to make this harder than when Mr. Good Clean Fun and Soapy talked about some kind of Halfpott story?!?” I asked.
“I try so hard!” he replied.
“No, fall into cheese you will, before the week is done,” said Origami Yoda, as Dwight walked into the auditorium.
Anyway, those next four days were torture! Everyone was talking about “The new bully-to-nerd-ratio tool” And when Dwight found out that Caroline Broome, his “Friend who’s a girl and he has a crush on,” was changing schools, he was devastated.
But, when the final day came, things got STRANGE!
Origami Yoda’s prediction came true. Harvey was making fun of us when he fell into a giant vat of cheese meant for the event and made a total fool of himself. That isn’t the strange part; Origami Yoda’s predictions always come true! The strange part was that Dwight didn’t go to school that day, the one day he NEEDED to be there! If he didn’t come, Emperor Papertine might get angry at us for not bringing his arch enemy!!! It’s a good thing that at least we have Origami Chewie with us, just in case. (He can rip an arm from a socket, y’know, he might be able to defeat Darth Shredious, or whoever it is).
So, during Lunchtime, as we were almost ready to greet Papertine, Harvey, completely cheese free, talks to us before Papertine arrives.
“Y’know, guys, Darth Paper might accept an apology from you for being mean to us, and he could tell the Emperor that he doesn’t have to destroy you. How about that?”
“Look, Harvey,” I started.
“What, are you gonna say no?!? That’s so like you, Tommy, never being a big man and taking responsibility for his actions, like me! I mean, I’M so great, I’M so responsible, I’M-”
Just then, a very angry Kellen punched Harvey, with Origami Chewbacca, right in the nose! Chewbacca ripped off Darth Paper’s arms, and pushed Harvey, who accidentally tipped over a ladder, and the ladder hit the power box! The box blowed a fuse, just before the school bell went off, signaling that Emperor Papertine was here!
Just then, when all hope was lost, EMPEROR PAPERTINE himself burst through the door! “Jedi Fools,” He yelled, “you will not stop me!” The person who’s finger Papertine sat on laughed. I knew that laugh, but I couldn’t place it, we were, after all, in the almost pitch black auditorium. Then, Kellen did something I didn’t think he would do in a million years!
ORIGAMI CHEWBACCA REVEALS THE TRUTH!!! - By Tommy
Kellen ripped off one side of the welcome banner from the wall, used the other side of the banner to hoist himself into the air, pulled up the ladder, climbs up it, and throws Origami Chewbacca, who hits on the power box, restoring the light to the school!
Once we were out of the dark, I could tell who was holding Emperor Papertine!
“DWIGHT?!?”
Every kid in McQuarrie Middle School yelled out his name.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“I’m being Emperor Papertine,” Dwight says, in his “Matter of fact” voice. Harvey was having a ball. “Yes! Dwight owes me twenty bucks!” he said. I was really confused.
“What?”
“Alright, look,” said Dwight, as he cowered and stuffed himself in a corner, “as you all know, Harvey and I have been fighting for the past month, and no matter what I did, he wouldn’t stop! So, I said to him, ‘Harvey, please stop!’ And so Harvey said, ‘how about I make you a bet, if I win the next Origami Lightsaber duel, you have to pretend to be an Origami Emperor that will destroy the school, give me twenty dollars, AND make an Origami character for every bully in the school!’ And so I said, ‘Well, if I win, you will have to say to the entire 7th grade that you were wrong about Origami Yoda, and that you are sorry.’ So, I lost; purple.”
“Dwight!” I said, “You don’t have to listen to Harvey, he’s just a jerk who doesn’t know when enough is enough.”
“You’re right, Tommy, thanks!” said a very cheerful Dwight. He never stays down about anything for long.”Hurtful!” yelled Harvey, still trying to fix Darth Paper’s arms, and cuddling his new, crisp 20 dollar bill.
Then, Dwight folded an Origami Grievous for every bully in the school, and walked out of the auditorium, carrying Origami Chewbacca.
So, after all that, I think that we need a rest.
The story’s over, but I still have to read it at the end of the summer, so, I guess I can edit it.
The End This Is?
News
Nicholas c
Tom Angleberger is racing against his friend Jeff Kinney, the book that is getting him in second place ( so far ) is THE SECRET OF THE FORTUNE WOOKIEE!!!!! the only way to let tom win is by buying The Secret Of The Fortune Wookiee and giving Tom or whoever a great review about it!!! Tom Angleberger, WILL GET IN THE NUMBER ONE BOOK SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY THE SECRET OF THE FORTUNE WOOKIEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! together we can be one!
In Memory Of
sadly its true
I’m retiring as a Superfolder soon
from,
-Superfolder Anakin Skywalker
Origami
Bat fold
By SF Megan/Phred
SuperDoodle
By SuperDrawer Darth Vader / Anakin Skywalker
Cool Craft
By SF Megan/Phred
Instrux for an origami batfold
1.fold bottom up two inches
2.crease down half an inch (for belt)
3.flip over and fold sides in
4.tuck sides in using the Ackbar fold (on origamiyoda.com)
5.vally fold both sides slightly but not the full way(for cape)
6.fold top down two inches
7.mountian fold top left corner
8.vally fold right corner
9.flip over and fold a quarter inch of top down
10. enjoy
Honorable Mentions
SF JC :SuperStory
SF StarWarsFan Max : origami character suggestions
SF Nicholas C :News
SF Darth Vader / Anakin Skywalker: SuperDoodle
SF Anakin Skywalker: In Memory Of word of the week
SF Hansel : Interview
Tom Angleberger: Writing the Stooky Origami Yoda books
All the SuperFolders for this was made for them
Have a Fizzpop Day!
THE WEEKLY SUPERFOLDER issue 1
BREAKING NEWS!
BY SF NICHOLAS C
People at schools are pretending to be Dwight by making their own origami Chewies, Han Foldos, and much more!! But people are trying to do this so that Tom Angleberger will think the good name of the character Dwight is over. But it continues to fail, some people are doing it for popularity and others are just trying to be funny. This is ruining the greatness of Dwight for people like me. People in every class are doing it and before we know it Dwight, the character that made us laugh will no longer be funny. People do not be a Dwight. (Or a Harvey)
A NOTE FROM SF MEGAN/PHRED:
In this case being a Dwight is bad because they are making the name of Dwight sound bad but do not stop being a fun origami loving SuperFolder because in that way we are all Dwight’s (in a good way).
AN INTERVIEW WITH WEBMASTER SAM
BY SF MEGAN/PHRED
1. Do you fold origami?
Nope.
2. Do you like star wars? Of course!!!! Doesn’t everybody!
3. What is your favorite hobby? Building a time portal in my basement. Of course it’s not a REAL portal, it’s a replica of the ones used in the StarGate movies. It’s only half-size because my basement isn’t that big. So if it DID work, I’d have to crawl through it!
4. Do you get paid or do you volunteer? Well, I don’t get paid very much I can tell you that! Tell Tom to give me a raise!
5. How do you spend your Spare time? Waterskiing and rock-climbing in the summer. Indoor rock-climbing in the winter. Watching science fiction movies. The only thing Tom and I have in common is a love of frozen yogurt. So sometimes we have a business meeting at the yogurt place.
6. When did you meet Tom ? We’ve been friends since college.
7. How long have you been a webmaster? Well, I’m not really a “webmaster,” my job is just to upload photos and delete rude comments and make sure the site doesn’t crash. I’ve been doing it to help out Tom for about 3 years now.
8. Do you have any relation to Sam Riddleburger? Sam Riddleburger is NOT real. That’s just Tom’s pen name.
9. Do you believe in origami Yoda? I didn’t when I started. But now I’ve changed my mind.
Sam Talioferro (pronounced Toliver)
A NOTE FROM WEBMASTER SAM:
If I could get SuperFolders to do just one thing to help me out: I wish they would put a proper subject line on their emails when they send in a picture. It drives me crazy to have to go through and fix their spelling and bad capitalization or to have to guess what their SF name is.
THE WORD OF THE WEEK
BY SF CJ
Definition of Zowa: It means that something is awesome or cool, and can mean you’re surprised, or you can just say it for fun!
SUPERSTORY
Papertine 4: The Mystery of the Origami Jedi Bob
By SF CJ
A note from JC: This is the official fourth installment of the “Papertine” Franchise, though it happens AFTER Fold of the Rings 3. So, does this mean that Jacob isn’t as dead as we thought?!?
Back to CJ: I dedicate this to SF Peyton, who encouraged me to make this.
The Mystery of the Origami Jedi Bob
Chapter One: The New Kid
By Tommy
Hey, it’s T0mmy, and I’m on vacation and there is something going on back at my town that is SUPER weird, or at least that’s what my friends are saying in their emails. So I’m making a new case file out of what I’ve heard from my friends.
Chapter Two: Good Catch
By Kellen
You won’t believe what happened! It started when I was walking to gym class, I saw some kid sneaking around. I thought I saw some kind of origami Jedi on his finger. When I walked to him to say hello, he ran away. Right then, I thought he was just shy, but now I think he was snooping around like a spy or something.
Anyway, when I got to gym, I saw that the cheerleaders were making a pyramid (the one where they stack up on each other to make a triangle), but the cheerleader on the top slipped off the top. Just then, the snoopy kid jumped out of no where and ran and caught her. He put her down and ran away. And I have one word to say about that. Wow.
Chapter Three: The Big Hero
By Sara
Super duper WOW! I can’t believe he did it! You see, me, Amy, and my mom were going to get some lunch at a nearby cafeteria when I saw that same mystery kid, the one who saved one of the cheerleaders, drinking some soda outside the cafeteria. As soon as he saw me he rushed off. Well, there was apparently some wet spot on the floor because as soon as I stepped on that wet place, I flew into the air, pretty sure to meet a huge fate. Then the mystery kid ran through the doors and slid under me and I fell on his back. He got me off and says to me “Someone should put a wet sign there.” Then he ran away.
Chapter Four: The Battle of the Fold
By Lance
Ok, this is what happened. I was walking down the hall to one of my classes, when I saw Harvey making being a bully to a little 2nd grader. I came over to stop Harvey, but then Zack grabbed me and pushed me against a locker. “Where do you think you’re going, pipsqueak?” he said with an evil smile. Then that mystery kid came out of nowhere and said “Please let those kids go.” “Ok, I will let them go… right after I destroy you!” Then Harvey plunged at him with his Darth Paper. The kid pulled out his Jedi guy fought back. The kid defeated Harvey and got me and the little kid away from Zack. Then he walked away to his class quietly.
Chapter Five, Part 1: The Last Battle (or The Mystery Kid Revealed)
By Tommy
Hey, I got back from vacation and I just got this scary email from a anonymous person, it said:
Dear Tommy,
Hello “old friend”, if you value your friends, Kellen, Mike, and Sara, then you better meet me at the skating park at high noon or you’re friends are doomed… MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Anonymous
So what do I do now?
Chapter Five, Part 2: The Last Battle (or The Mystery Kid Revealed)
By Tommy and Kellen
Well, I emailed Dwight for help, and this is what he said:
Yoda told me you should “purple” do what this anonymous bad guy says and to fold a Foldy-Wan Kenobi.
So I did what he said and went to the park. Kellen: Me, Mike, and Sara were tied up in the skating park, by that evilest of evildoers… Jacob Minch! Then Tommy with Foldy-Wan Kenobi came walking to the park and got scared when he saw all of us tied up and Jacob laughing with Papertine. I was scared, too… we were all scared… then out of nowhere came Dwight and the mystery kid!
Dwight had Yoda and the mystery kid had his mystery Jedi. They surrounded Jacob, but then Harvey and Zack came out behind the snack place. It was a trap! There was a big fight! Back to Tommy: We were back to back to back! I had Harvey, Dwight had Zack, and the mystery kid had Jacob. It was one of the biggest battles I’ve ever been in!
Finally, we had the almost won, Harvey was cornered and Zack was getting an arm lock by Dwight. The mysterious kid was battling Jacob until Jacob slipped away from him and grabbed Yoda and pulled a lighter out of his pocket. “NOBODY MOVE, OR THE ORIGAMI GETS IT!” We were scared! Yoda was about to be destroyed! But then the mystery kid jumped over Jacob, grabbed Yoda, and landed safely. Jacob was shocked, but he ran away yelling “THIS ISN’T THE LAST YOU’VE HEARD A ME, I’LL BE BACK AND STRONGER THEN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Epilogue
By Tommy
Well, everybody ‘s safe, no one got hurt, but we really could’ve gotten hurt if the mysterious kid didn’t save Yoda. And we finally found out who the mysterious kid was. He told us after the fight his name was Ryan, and that he was in the same school Jacob as before he came to McQuarrie. Jacob was causing trouble at that school, too! Also he said that he was trying to be sneaky so he could follow Jacob because he knew he was up to something and ended up saving people because Jacob was sneaking around. Well, we’ve learned more about Jacob, but we still don’t know what his master plan is…
P.S. Ryan got the idea of Jedi Bob because he likes legos, too, and had the lego star wars dictionary, where he learned about him.
COOL CRAFT
BY MEGAN/PHRED
HAVE AN ORIGAMI YODA PARTY
For my birthday this year I had an Origami Yoda themed party and I’m going to tell you how to make your own. Now you don’t have to make it for your birthday it can be just for fun. The supplies games etc…. are as follows:
Streamers: buy green party streamers and tape 5 fold Yoda’s to it
Balloons: blow up party balloons and draw (preferably with a permanent marker) your favorite characters from the books
Paper products: get green plates and cups on the cups draw origami Yoda
Menu: make Rib-BQ sandwiches baked beans and Cheetos
Dessert: Yoda soda (mint chocolate chip ice cream in lemon lime drink) cake: cut out the outline of origami Yoda in the cake and frost with green icing or for a simpler version just ice a cake to look like OY
Activities: do the twist (if you don’t know how look on you tube) have a wookie sound alike contest have an ask the fortune wookiee (if you have folded one ) play pencil wars (if you have darth paper strikes back) and watch the origami Yoda show have fun
ORIGAMI
FORTUNE WOOKIEE
BY SF JC AND SF MEGAN/PHRED
HONARABLE MENTIONS
SF CJ WORD OF THE WEEK, SUPERSTORY
SF JC INSPIERING ME, ORIGAMI
SF NICHOLAS C BREAKING NEWS, NAME OF SF NEWS PAPER
TOM ANGLEBERGER WRITING THE STOOKY BOOKS THAT MADE ME A SUPERFOLDER
AND ALL SUPERFOLDERS FOR THIS IS MADE FOR THEM.







































Im sorry but I’ve never seen the magazine she made before.
I don’t think she ever made a magazine dude. I made some that I published throughout the school. I didnt have a copier though so each issue only had one copy.
Thanks for putting that cartoon I gave to you of Ahasko Tano! I’ll make more for you, too!
Sure no prob and cool can’t wait your doodles are fizzpop to the stookyth power x bolt plastic Dino’s
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Did u see my comment of the news on max igami
Ps. Use toast as word of he week:It was in the comments here on another page on this comment thing.
Ok thanks!
I might not have to close down!
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Merry Christmas to all of you! I love Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry early Christmas. Sorry I forgot recommendations and trivia.
Will this be updated?
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That took me soooooo long to finish reading!
yah this is like 15 long newspapers
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Why isn’t my word toast in there anymore? In fact, the my ghost story isn’t in here anymore either. Max’s word aibohphobia isn’t there. A whole issue might be missing. But my yoda is there. What happened?